| harry potter and the deathly hallows midnight release spoiler run. For those who have trouble understanding the words: "Excuse me can i have your attention please? I just wanted to let you know Harry Potter dies. And Snape dies, terrible. Fred Weasley. Lupin. Mad-Eye. And Dobby. Harry Potter is dead.Fred weasley is dead. Lupin is dead. Mad-eye is dead. snape.They're all dead. Harry Potter comes back though, dont worry. Hes safe, in the arms of Ginny Weasley. They get married together and have beautiful children, beautiful, beautiful babies. Also, Harry and Hermione get married. Ironic twist, isn't it? But dont worry, it's all cool. And don't even worry about Snape. hes dead. No more snape. But the evil voldemort is cursing everyone! hes... hes dead? Voldemort dies everyone, rejoice! no more curses for you. You wizards are safe tonight. Do not worry. Do not cry. Feel free, if you need comfort, you can come to me, you can hug me, you can cry on me. Fred Weasley. Did I mention Fred? Dead. Mad-eye. Hes dead. Hedwig. The loveable elf, you know,little flying elf thing, Dobby or whatever? You know him? He's dead. Who's dobby? I don't even know what Dobby does. that kinda dumb actually. hes dead." (YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME IM THE GINGERBREAD MAN!) |
