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A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 1

The Dark Lord has been defeated! Harry Potter wins! End of story! Right? Not according to Lucius Malfoy and the Death Eaters. They've got a plan to rewrite history and destroy the Boy Who Lived once and for all. So grab your wand and get back to Hogwarts because... It's Not Over Yet! "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. It's Not Over Yet - music and lyrics by Darren Criss LUCIUS: Don't ever tell me what I can't do I'd watch my tongue if I were you for all we know, you-know-who could be watching us YAXLEY: [spoken] "He can't be, he's dead!" LUCIUS: You think that's stopped our plans before? You've no idea what I have in store! You really think that you'd be at my door if we had nothing to discuss? He may be gone, but that is just as well... So come inside, don't you fret for it's not over yet! DEATH EATER CHORUS: Evil plans! We are making evil plans! Evil deeds with evil hands! We love making evil plans! LUCIUS: I know it seems impossible, we've been thrown off our track. But if we can't move forward, why shouldn't we move back? Friends and companions of evil and sin: Think not of loss, but a new way to win. For what is present without a beginning to start it all? YAXLEY: [spoken] "Go on..." LUCUIS: There is a boy that everyone knows; The plan is simple: I propose that we choke cut the weed before it grows up and ends it all Do you follow me? DEATH EATER #1: [spoken] "No." LUCIUS: The Dark Lord? Would have survived, had they never met... DEATH ...
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A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 6

As the boys head off to bed, Umbridge has a few words with the young ladies of Hogwarts. With dangerous criminals, like Sirius Black, on the loose, it's up to Umbridge to keep her "baby bears" safe, and she's going to do that by toughening the girls up. From now on, things at Hogwarts are gonna be done her way... The Umbridge Way! "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. www.teamstarkid.com
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Время: 00:05:04.500
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A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 8

Hermione has it rough. From being picked on by bullies to not being able to draw, she just can't seem to catch a break. If only there were some way for her to show everyone at Hogwarts that she's more than just a potato-face loser... In fact, she's the coolest girl in the whole world! "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. Like this song? Get it on iTunes here: itunes.apple.com The Coolest Girl - music and lyrics by Darren Criss HERMIONE: All my dreams I'm chasing after, they don't need all this laughter... I take a grain of salt, stiff upper lip. It's not their fault I'm not as hip. Wake up kid, you know you're more than this... I'm the smartest person that I've ever met. So why do I allow myself to possibly forget: There's so much I know how to do, so much more than all of you. The only thing I wish I knew was how to make them see the girl that I can be.... I am the coolest girl in the whole wide world I know it but can't show it at all. I am sick and tired of low, not higher places, where I should belong. It's about time I proved them wrong... Give me a shot to show what I've got! I'm a helluva whole lot more than this frizzy hair, these frumpy clothes I wear, though I rock 'em like nobody you've seen before 'Cause I am the coolest girl in the whole wide world I know it below it all. I am done with losin', on with choosin' the coolest girl on the face of the planet, the coolest bitch on earth, goddammit! The coolest chick you've ever seen or ...
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Время: 00:05:09.750
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A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 2

It's time to go back... in time that is! See how it all began as Harry sets off for his very first year at Hogwarts. He's ready to go but our hero is in for a surprise or two when he meets Ron Weasley and finds out that he's no ordinary 11 year old wiz-kid, he's the most famous guy in the wizarding world... He's Harry Freakin' Potter! "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. Harry Freakin' Potter - music and lyrics by Darren Criss RON: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! You don't understand you're a legend, man, to us all! Every son and daughter-- RON & THE KIDS: [spoken] "SAFE!" RON: ... From You-Know-Who, all because of you! You were small, but I wonder if you can recall... [CHORUS: Oooo...] RON: Long story short, this guy, [whispered] "Voldemort" was super cruel... HARRY: [spoken] "Voldemort?" THE KIDS: [GASP!] "SHHH!!!" CHORUS: Oooo...] RON: ... Tried to kill you & your parents, and this is where it gets intensely cool... Even though you were a tiny little boy, you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell.... RON & THE KIDS: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or Oz, You're a whole lot hotter! With that lighting scar, you're a superstar to us all! If we're in trouble we know who to call! [DANCE BREAK] RITA SKEETER: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! I wouldn't wince at all, you're invincible to all harm! Like betty crocker-- RITA SKEETER & THE KIDS: [Oooh!] RITA: ... I wanna ...
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A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 9

For Halloween, the kids of Hogwarts are taking a trip to Hogsmeade. But it's a mondo-bummer for Harry and Malfoy, who don't have signed permission forms. Once again, Lupin shows up to lend some help... with the Marauder's Map! "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. www.teamstarkid.com
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A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 7

Harry and Ron head to the Quidditch pitch to try out for the most ancient and silliest of all wizarding sports, and Lupin, the Gryffindor coach, makes HP the seeker. He also tells Harry a bit about his dad... the dad that's dead. Harry has a dead father. "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. www.teamstarkid.com
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Время: 00:03:43.500
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A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 4

When Harry arrives at Hogwarts for the very first time, he finds what he was always meant to be in the home he never knew he had. "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. Like this song? Get it on iTunes here: itunes.apple.com To Have a Home - music and lyrics by Darren Criss HARRY: "Home." I've heard the word before, but it never meant much more than just a thing I've never had. A "place," They say, "Hey, know your place!" But I've never had a place to even know, or a face that I could go to if I needed someone there... I'm laughing it's hard to hide a smile My god, it's been a while since I have had a reason to. To think it's been here all along somewhere to belong, and a reason, a something-to-believe-in I've finally found it, a place where I'm wanted... This must be how it feels to have a home I used to dream about it but never schemed or counted on fantasies or wishes- it breaks a man to see what he misses So many nights I'd pray for a better life, a better day but I never thought that it'd come true now that it's here, I don't know what to do and I'm trying not to cry This must be how it feels to have a home I've finally made it I've hoped and I've waited and for the first time in my life, I don't feel so alone My heart starts to heal to know that it's real. This is how it must feel to have a home! www.teamstarkid.com
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A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 3

On the Hogwarts Express, Harry meets Hermione Granger, the frumpiest nerd in the world. And when a Death Eater shows up to finish HP off, it's up to the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Remus Lupin, to save the day! "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. www.teamstarkid.com
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Время: 00:05:16.500
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A Very Potter Sequel Act 2 Part 1

Umbridge has taken over Hogwarts. Dumbledore is on the run. Sirius Black has been captured and is being held at Hogwarts where he awaits his sentencing. What the spell happened to Harry's fun year of learning shenanigans? Can Lupin pull the kids out of their Umbridge-induced depression? "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. www.teamstarkid.com
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Время: 00:06:33
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A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 15

When Sirius Black breaks into Hogwarts, Harry uses the Marauder's Map to track down the man that betrayed his parents to the Dark Lord, but his search leads him to a forbidden room holding a mysterious, magical mirror... "A Very Potter Sequel is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. Like this song? Get it on iTunes here: itunes.apple.com Those Voices - music and lyrics by Darren Criss HARRY: I know you. I've seen you in a dream , an old familiar scene, from somewhere... You know me. There's glowing in your eyes, a glow I recognize, from somewhere... Those voices, singing out, "La, la, la, la, la..." LILY & JAMES: La, la, la, la, la... HARRY, LILY & JAMES: La, la, la, la, la... la. SIRIUS: I see them. They were people that I loved, you were barely old enough to be there. But I know you. You have your mothers eyes, beneath your dad's untidy dark hair. Those voices, ringing out, "La, la, la, la, la..." LILY & JAMES: La, la, la, la, la... SIRIUS, LILY & JAMES: La, la, la, la, la... SIRIUS: I would never do anything that could hurt you! They were both my family! You're all that's left of what I knew, you must know somewhere that it's true! Do you understand me? HARRY: [spoken] "Yeah, I do." HARRY & SIRIUS: those voies reaching out, "La, la, la, la, la..." LILY & JAMES: La, la, la, la, la... HARRY & SIRIUS, LILY & JAMES: La, la, la, la, la... La. www.teamstarkid.com
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Время: 00:05:29.250
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