| by Scott Adams Dilbert's Dogbert takes the worry out of selling stocks and helps those who could help themselves by choose not too. In Dogbert's Discount Brokerage, Dogbert says, 'When you open an account you'll get a free dartboard and a monkey. If your balance drops below five hundred dollars, we'll order the monkey to kill you. Well, think about it and get back to me.' In Dogbert's Tecg Support, Dogbert says, Ill need youre serial number, which is conveniently located inside the unit. Guy says, The sticker says my warranty will be void if I open the case. Dogbert replies, Well, call me if anything changes. |