| Gnomes by Chedda Cheese - A parody of "Low" by Flo Rida and T-Pain. Youtube sound quality sucks, download the high quality version @ www.mediafire.com Lyrics: [Hook] Three-foot-three, chin with the beard, I bet the whole club thought she looked weird. I didn't know she couldn't grow, shorty was a gnome, gnome, gnome, gnome, gnome, gnome, gnome, gnome. Children-size pants, opposite of large, the type of gnome that I would purchase for my yard. I didn't know she couldn't grow, shorty was a gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome. [Hook] I had my beer goggles on so it was hard to see which women were the ones I should try to creep, So I headed for the ones that were ugly, that's how it is when you're Chedda Cheese. Fat girls come on, skinny girls come on, obese women come on, bulimic women come on. I don't discriminate, I'ma mack that hoe regardless of her weight. But she was a little bit different, this one I spotted from a bit of a distance, But once I got her into my vision I realized I was really scoping a midget. Oh no, she noticed me staring, she's smaller than average but that was apparent, I try not to laugh at her tiny appearance, but damn that's a funny impairment. [Hook] Next night, new club, feeling like the bomb, Trying to get things on like donkey kong, But I couldn't believe the first thing I saw, Another gnome looking like the ones I have on my lawn. Look around for a minute, now I'm surrounded by miniature women, Looking back at me like I didn't fit ... |
