| This is a video I made for my Politics Class instead of presenting the history of Great Britain. LYRICS: Britain, Great Britain, Empire x4 1282 English conquest of Wales... ya, actually nevermind, nobody really cares about that, England and Wales are basically the same, We form an alliance to conquer the Scots, We fought William Wallace but at York we were stopped, The Scots claimed independence, so them we'd just ignore, While Edward III would start the 100 Years War against France, We don't like them much, come to think of it, no one really does, (Britain, Great Britain) Greatest Empire in World History Ruled the globe for centuries, Like all empires, we ran out of luck, And now we're just an island in Northern Europe, We had a civil war about royalty or not, And we met a happy medium added to us, the Scots, We still fought over religion until we settled it in print, Since 1701 the Monarch must be protestant, Then we went to war with France again, At home and in America on the Plains of Abraham, Shortly after this, our colony in Boston, Revolted by dumping all our tea in the ocean, One lesson, you must take heed, Never ever mess with a British man's tea! We fought for years against America, And now we're just an island in Northern Europe, We felt like being greater, because Great Britain wasn't enough, So we forced the Irish to join us in our cause, 400000000 souls, and 10000000 square miles were added, But unfortunately for us, the Irish had had it, Because When Eire ... |
