| (Parody of Teach Me How To Dougie by Cali Swag District) Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio aye! aye! Teach me how to factor (aye!) [Verse 1:] They be like Schultz Can u teach me how to factor? ...Ya know why? Cause all da students after (an A!) All I need is a real good quadratic And for you, you, you to back me up and check it! Get your terms lined up...make 'em high to low Look for a GCF, that's something everyone should know. ...We got two terms and a minus in the middle ...Now we cookin', like flippin' bacon on a griddle Both the digits...gotta be perfect squares 1, 4, 9, 16, 25 over here DOS all da students tryin' get it You gotta recognize...when I spit it Set up two sets...put an x in each Minus here, plus there...listen when I teach I make the class shine bright when we start to do it This one's a piece a cake...so I had to do it [Chorus] Teach me how to factor Teach me-teach me how to factor Teach me how to factor Teach me-teach me how to factor Everybody factor Every, everybody factor Everybody factor I check my work when I factor! [Verse 2] I'm Mr. Winner Growin' up on a tractor You know I'm from Greenville, but I teach you how to factor! Step up in my class, and all the students hear me "If you got 3 terms, and a plus in the back..." I hear da' class screamin like "Aye! This is wack!" "Your signs must be the same, when you follow the flow." They like "How you do that?" when I factor on the floor "Set up two sets, put an x in both The signs in ... |
