| Conceived, written, and performed by Michael E. Moats Co-written and performed by Addi Twigg (of "Steeler Ladies" and "Steel Defense") Recording, production, and video by Sean G. Donaldson (also of "Steeler Ladies" and "Steel Defense") Lyrics: Yeah I'm out of South Side, right next to the river. Now I live in Whitehall, but I'll be hood forever. I'm the new Fred Rogers. Won't you be my neighbor? I got neighbors anywhere. Yeah, they love me everywhere. I used to shop at Isaly's. All of my babushka mamas. Please take a number. Look! There's a sale on bananas. Half a pound of chipped ham. Another half of Swiss cheese. Catch me in the kitchen with my sister spreadin' mayo-neeze. Cruising in South Park. Backwards Pirates cap. Driving so slow, 'cause you know it's a speed trap. Gonna ride the Thunderbolt, and eat Potato Patch fries. Turn on WQED. They doin' a pledge drive. Say what up to Henrietta Pussycat, say "Meow, meow." And say "Woof, woof!" to Bob Dog, Mr Bob Trow. When I'm at Heinz field, I yell at the referee Tell by my attitude that I'm most definitely from... Pittsburgh! (Allegheny!) The Three Rivers where dreams are made of. (Monongahela!) There's nothing yinz can't do! (Ohio!) Now you're in Pittsburgh! (Aha. Aha. Aha.) Get yourself an IC Light cold brew. (Woo!) The fireworks inspire you. (Zambelli!) Let's hear it for Pittsburgh! Picks-burgh! Blitz-burgh! (I made ya hot, Yinzer!) Catch me with my barf-bag down at the Pirates game. Jeez oh man, I pitch better than ... |
