| Given that no one has ever posted this yet, I've decided to do so myself. Enjoy. Lyrics: You're lucky, it's Plucky! I'm absolutely ducky! Other shows seem yucky Now that Plucky's on the air! I'm wacky, I'm quacky! He's an ego-maniacy Hamton plays the lackey Of this duck extraordinaire! Who knows the way to close His endless babbling beak? Drop an anvil down upon His feathery physique! Toast him, roast him The show will still be most him It's The Plucky Duck Show And it's on each week His antics are frantic At times he gets romantic My talent's so gigantic It'll burst from your TV! The writers are hackers The artists all went crackers The actors are yakkers But don't complain, it's free Plucky goes to Acme Loo To learn to be a star There're other toonsters at the school But who cares who they are? So enjoy, don't be coy And don't fall for a decoy It's The Plucky Duck Show Come and laugh along! I also wrote this song! |