| I'm going on a blind date, I'm doing my friend a favour, I hope she's not a horror, I'll have to wait and see. Slapping on the Old Spice, Trying hard to look nice, Got my tonic suit on, Hope she fancies me. She got out of the taxi, She was a monster, A total eclipse, Of Sainsbury's. Tattoos on her tattoos, Muscles on her muscles, She looked like the sister, Of Idi Amin. We're going to the pictures, I didn't have any choice, She put her arm around me, Her grip was like her voice. Sshh! Sshh! time. Is that the time, Is it really half past nine? Sorry darling, I'm gonna have to go. I got to get to Wandsworth, I'm meeting Terry Lawless, Tonight I'm sparring with Frank Bruno. She got out of the taxi, She was a monster, A total eclipse, Of Sainsbury's. Tattoos on her tattoos, Muscles on her muscles, She looked like the sister, Of Idi Amin. Geezer she's a monster, She's really not that bad, You must think that I'm joking, You must think I'm mad. I'll never take you word again, You do what you like, Going down the boozer, I'll be there tonight. I'm going on a blind date, I'm doing my friend a favour, I hope she's not a horror, I'll have to wait and see. Slapping on the Old Spice, Trying hard to look nice, Got my tonic suit on, Hope she fancies me. She got out of the taxi, She was a monster, A total eclipse, Of Sainsbury's. Tattoos on her tattoos, Muscles on her muscles, She looked like the sister, Of Idi Amin. |
