| I am the world's last barman poet. I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinking on something I stir or shake. The Sex on the Beach, The Schnapps made from peach, The Velvet Hammer, The Alabama Slammer. I make things with juice and froth. The Pink Squirrel, The 3-Toed Sloth. I make drinks so sweat and snazzy. The Iced Tea, The Kamikaze, The Orgasm, The Death Spasm, The Singapore Sling, The Ding-a-ling. America you're just devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to get loaded, Why don't you just order a shot? Bar is OPEN!!! |
