| 900000 views! Thanks to All! Original Text Bart: Let me start at the start, then take it away My name is Simpson, Bartholomew J. That's Bart with an "art" and a capital "B" Then "Simp" plus "S o N" that's me Introductions aside, let's move right along You can all sing along at the sound of the gong Once upon a time, about a week ago All of the sudden, trouble started to grow Alarm was buzzin', I was snoozin' Supposed to get up now, but I was refusing To let reality become an intrusion 'Cause in dreamy-dreamland I was cruisin' But the buzz kept buzzin', my head kept fuzzin Gave the radio a throw and heard an explosion I opened up my eyes to my surprise There stood Homer and his temperature rised I will chillin', he was yellin' Face all distored, 'cause he was propellin' I said I'm real sorry, but that didn't cut it. I started to protest, but Dad said Homer: Shut it! Get up, mow the lawn! Move it on the double! 'Cause if you don't, you're in deep, deep, trouble! Bart: So I'm in the front yard mowing like crazy Sweating like a pig and the sun is blazy Homer's in the driveway, gettin' in the car With Mom and Lis, I hope they're going real far Then Dad yells Homer: Bart! Bart: And I go, "Yo!" He goes Homer: You done yet? Bart: And I go, "No!" So he goes Homer: Oh, your're too slow! Bart: So I step on the gas, speed up the mow Didn't see that sprinkler underneath that tree Wham! Ke! Pish! Rainin' on me! I go, "Whoa!" Homer goes Homer: D'oh! Now you can't go, to the boat show ... |
