| Motherfucking Bike by Sons of Science Support indie music and get the track: sonsofscience.bandcamp.com. Or get a motherfucking sticker www.redbubble.com director: sausage editor: Connor McDonald / Beast Editorial SF Finish/FX: Eric Pascua / Beast Editorial Color: Kevin Jardin / Beast Editrorial Graphic Animation: Joe Macken / Allied Motion Packing Co. ..and here are the lyrics, since some of you have asked: Motherfucking Bike -- Sons of Science I rise in the morning, and greet the day pull out the bike and I'm on my way The transportation shows I care Every turn of the pedal - cleans the air Greener than green, I'm saving the planet just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass I'm on a motherfucking bike Sharing my aggression is what I do Every day I'm riding the 'Tour de Fuck You' Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender Running red lights at the fat intersection Cutout seat protects my erection You like the bird, in my hand? Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike I'm on a motherfucking bike I'm on a motherfucking bike Skinny-ass pants, the 'stache is fat the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat Got no gears so you best not dis me yeah bitch, it's a motherfuckin fixie Middle of the street is where you're gonna find me a shitload of traffic backed up behind me Critical Mass is a Facebook "like" I'm on a motherfucking bike I'm on a motherfucking bike (horn and ... |
