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ARAB: The Rap

There's no business like goat business. Here's another video, this one to the tune of a popular rap song. I hope you enjoy it. If so, feel free to subscribe.
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:02:12
Теги: middle east eastern arab rap go remy habib 50 cent pimp wheeling virginia goremy country parody
 

Saudis in Audis

New Album on iTunes! itunes.apple.com Hi everybody! I made a song about Saudis driving Audis. I hope you like it! Thank you to everyone who has bought the new album on iTunes. I can only begin to tell you how much I appreciate your support. Without you checking out the album and videos, I wouldn't be able to keep making them so you all are awesome!!!! www.goremy.com http www.facebook.com Thanks to my friends BJ and Ranj Chener for their help on this video!!! LYRICS: Saudis in Audis... Hey there hotty, hey there cutie want a ride in my Audi? I drive fast, in high speed moody passing like I am Doug Flutie It has everything you need imitation leather seat heater so it don't get colder even has a mustache holder Headlight so I see at night cup holder for my sprite it is flex fuel, don't you know runs on gas and on cologne you think that my judgment's cloudy you say that it's pronounced "Audi" hit mute button, quit your fussin it's car, it's not belly button Saudis in Audis... I have mustache, I have shades I have shiny new A8 My Audi is so sick even is my profile pic Crank the AC cuz it's hot driving crazy through Riyadh GPS so we go places to AX and the oasis Drive to Emirates tonight shopping for some stuff Dubai drive Audi out in Amman even we go to Cinnabon Up to Jeddah, down to Mecca bet I never drive a Jetta gas on empty, don't use a frown Saudis just put hose in the ground Saudis in Audis... They call me oil, I'll tell you why it's because I'm crude and unrefined Like ...
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:02:05.250
Теги: goremy go remy saudis in audis lebanon arab comedy rap song funny khalilah hummus tabbouleh falafel falafal habib arlington
 

Teardrops On My Kabob (Parody)

The original song captured a typical high-school moment--but what if it took place in the Middle-East? This parody hopes to illustrate. Check out the original song by Taylor Swift, it's awesome!!! LYRICS: Food looks at me I frown cuz I'm just so hungry but I can't even eat because it is Ramadan you see Can not eat anything until the sun goes down and that is why I am wearing such a big old frown CHORUS It's the reason for the teardrops on my kabob the only thing that keeps me hungry during Ramadan is the thought of kabob in my tummy tasting oh so good No kefta No haloum Not even one zaytooni I know that I just want that food Drew looks at me I make him move so I can see That kabob on the plate bet it's gonna taste so great How I will make it through? Oh man, I do not know Why do they call it fasting if the day goes by so slow? CHORUS And when the sun goes down Oh man, I just can't wait Ramadan is the only time I ever get a date CHORUS
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:02:27
Теги: goremy go remy kabob kebob teardrops parody social ramadan mubarak kareem holiday eid
 

Partly Cloudy: The Rap

Just when you thought I couldn't look like any more of a loser, a video like this comes along. Hope you like it! Sorry for the delay...I got all this fancy new hardware/software and it took forever to figure out (since I'm dumb) so I finally just decided to make the video w/ the old stuff. Hopefully I can figure it out for next time! Al Roker is cool, make no mistake! More videos on the channel and at: www.goremy.com LYRICS The names Remy Remz News got you getting bored fast? Buckle up, Chuck Heres your accuweather forecast Humidity 12, Temperature 52 And thats Farenheit, I dont deal with Celcius fool A high of 60 Is whats expected Whats the feels like? Man, thats subjective Sunny in the afternoon Cloudy late Heres the 10-day Im-a dominate! Got some wind gust blowing That yall gotta fear Got mad hydration In the troposphere Theres a big storm coming Y'all need to know that This tropical depressions so bad You gonna need some Prozac What's the chance of rain? 50%? That's annoying Is it gonna rain? I dont know, flip a coin Its gonna be cloudy Not full but partly Is that the whole forecast? Man, hardly. One part sun, 99 part clouds I mean, I dont know, I guess it could be The other way around You should check your instruments I ain't got no instruments, bub I just get here in the morning and right-click on Weatherbug Im Habib, you know that And my rhymes are so phat that the Iraqi weather service said to check this forecast Chilly tonight, the winds are calm Sunny tomorrow ...
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:01:58.500
Теги: goremy go remy weather report forecast radar dopper rain news program al roker weatherman meteorologist virginia
 

Hey There Khalilah

Here's a song featuring Habib, to the tune of a popular song by the Plain White T's. I hope you enjoy it! If so, feel free to subscribe!
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:02:17.250
Теги: goremy go remy habib arab iraq song hey there delilah plain white ts parody wheeling virginia
 

McDonald's: The Rap

The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude. Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site. Sittin' on the couch with the morning post With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian. How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies? Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G. Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34 Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?" A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh... All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend And I want them eggs poached like an elephant Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?" No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola! Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the ...
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:02:06.750
Теги: goremy go remy mcdonald's mcdonalds rap habib big mac coke fast food thomas friedman super size wheeling virginia
 

Arlington: The Rap

Available Now on iTunes! I moved to a new town a couple weeks ago. Clarendon. It's pretty tough. Thank you to BJ and Q for their co-starring roles once again. And to the people of Arlington who I ran into (literally and figuratively) in the process of filming. Oh yes, and thanks to Ally the dog! More videos on the channel/website! www.goremy.com LYRICS Just moved to a new hood and it's straight up gangsta Let me show you around... my town People all around better know the deal that the people in this town are ghetto for real So when people tell me Remy, where you calling from? I say a straight up thug town called Arlington It's a real tough town packing heat and boat shoes my crib's in a rough spot right next to the Whole Foods I'm ducking gunfire daily check to see if one got me but that's just life in the hood when I go get my puffed kashi But we never do drugs no, cuz that's not me the only thing high up in here are my condo fees Welcome to Arlington the town that never fizzles Ballston, Rosslyn, Courthouse the Clizzledizzle So many places to choose you're gonna like to pick I'm in Courthouse so much that they call me Michael Vick And Rosslyn girls got money they all can pay the bills but that's all I'll film in Rosslyn cuz I hate walking up these hills and we kinda got a mall yeah you know you can't stop us got everything but nothing good, man it's kinda like tapas Just try to mess with us I'll shoot you right in the foot punk Just don't come on Tuesday nights that's ...
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:02:59.250
Теги: goremy go remy arlington virginia county clarendon ballston rosslyn courthouse square metro condo apartment
 

Hummus The Rap (GoRemy) HD

A better quality version. LYRICS: Hummus. I'm eating hummus. Dip it to my thumb-us. It's the best, beats the rest When you seem to need a paste with some taste to put on your pita Hit me, hit me With a little chick pea Got a lot of bread That's the trick, see? I'm a fast pita eater got the pedal to the metal Putting down so much bread You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel Now my bread's all gone Hmm, what's the next pick? Checkin the pantry How 'bout some bread sticks? Bust the tops off the box Dip it in all the way Put that stick in my head Like I'm Phineas Gage I got my hummus from the supermarket Don't be a weenie If you want real hummus in your stomach Then you need some tahini Is this hummus cooked? You ain't gotta boil it, yo You just need more peas than a toilet bowl You've been sitting there for hours eating? Maybe brah... It's like the toilet's eating hummus Through a crazy straw! Remy Remz in a Benz Cruisin' on a Sunday When'd you rent a Benz, Remz? I thought you rock a Hyundai Driving up to Detroit Now that summer's here Rock City? Nah man, I call it Hummusville! What, you on vacation? Sounds like a nice world Man, I'm working harder than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl Dearborn's the place where the hummus flows I thought they liked coneys, man I saw it in the Post I love dipping in the hummus, man I beg your pardon? I'm eating more paste than I did in kindergarten Options pouring out on Warren lots of food I see Got cuisine on from Shatila down to New Yasmeen I done ...
Категория: Music
Время: 00:01:30
Теги: Hummus The Rap (goremy) HD world music r&b pop
 

Warcraft: The Rap

This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting silly. I hope you enjoy the result. Check out my other videos and/or feel free to subscribe! Also, check me out at: www.goremy.com Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:01:51
Теги: goremy go remy warcraft world of habib rap wheeling virginia
 

GoRemy Performs 'Saudis in Audis'

Rapper and comedian GoRemy brings humor to our daily lives, and he doesn't hail from Hollywood, but rather Virginia. He comes on to sing his latest rap 'Saudis in Audis.' www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
Категория: News & Politics
Время: 00:04:45.750
Теги: The Alyona Show Alyona Minkovski RT America thealyonashow rtamerica rap Goremy.com Remy Munasifi remymunasifi youtube music rapper comedy comedian Arlington Metro song Saudis in Audis Audi satire Jon Stewart Stephen Colbert rally national mall goremy
 
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