| Thought to put together all of House's best quotes about religion, god etc. Hope you'll enjoy it :) I love House very much. voice overs: (in case you miss sth) "Welcome to the house of the lord" "There's nothing in this universe that can't be explained, eventually" "Faith, that's another word for ignorance, isn't it?" "Faith isn't based on logic and experience" "you talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic" "Isn't it interesting that religious behavior is so close to being crazy we can't tell it apart?" Nun: "Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real." House: "I thought that was a job requirement for you people. " "Do you really think that the guy who created heaven and earth cares what you put in your digestive tract?" "Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people, otherwise there would be no religious people" "You can tell me that you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways." Mormon: "You're an atheist" House : "Only on Christmas and Easter, the rest of the time doesn't really matter" Wilson: "And that's why religious belief annoys you. Because if the universe operates by abstract rules you can learn them, you can protect yourself. If a Supreme Being exists he can squash you any time he wants." House: "He knows where I am." "Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree." "The caveman who heard a rustle ... |
