| Sweet Zombie Jesus! Featured on KOTAKU: kotaku.com That's right, folks! Some godly awesome TF2 Player has created a mod for Arena Mode called Vs. Saxton Hale! In this mode, it's the entirety of the RED team vs Saxton Hale in a battle to the death! The RED team gets their usual baby guns, while Saxton, on the other hand, gets nothing but his MANLY PHYSIQUE! BULLETS DO NOT PHAZE HIM. ROCKETS DO NOT STOP HIM. BACKSTABS MAKE HIM LAUGH. In a word, RED team, you're boned. One person becomes Hale on the BLU team and is given a massive ammount of health that grows with the number of people on the RED Team. The RED team's goal is to work together to take down Saxton Hale, while it's Hale's goal to tear apart the little hippies on the RED team too whimpy to take their shirts off and reveal their insignifigant chest hair. Hale uses his fists only (from Hale's point of view, the Soldier's shovel), which are pretty much one-hit kills on anyone, so either work together with your RED teammates or your butt will be SAXTON HALE'D. And don't think you can beat him by jumping into a high area with your rockets or bombs or whatnot: Saxton can reach that hight with his LEG MUSCLES ALONE using his Super Jump (Crouch, look up, stand up) If you're wondering, the Saxton Hale model comes from a different fan who made a fake Saxton Hale Update. It is put over an invisble Soldier model (explaining the shovel viewmodel and Soldier Voice). Here's the IP. There is, at this time, only 1 server hosting ... |
