| Senator Jefferson Einstein, Junior Republican from South Dakota, eloquently elaborates on the libertarian views which have helped him surge in the polls -- and that he believes will carry him to victory. Shirts: www.thegregorybrothers.com Tweetin: www.twitter.com Facebookin: www.facebook.com Find out MORE about Junkie Einstein's voting record as the race for President heats up: On drug legalization: www.youtube.com On smoking lettuce: www.youtube.com On prescription medicine: www.youtube.com On the existential crisis of not knowing if life is really happening: www.youtube.com On how one can understand the poetry of Congress: www.youtube.com On the economic benefit of marijuana legalization: www.youtube.com Lyrics: When you look on this stage Under all these bright lights, You just see some guys That you don't really like At all, grow some balls When you choose tonight! But if you vote for me You'll be doin the country A really, really big favor--trust me, you can thank me later When I legalize everything I can guarantee you'll be Much, much more happy With me I can satisfy all your needs For shady activities As you please, like Prostitutes and drugs Panda skin rugs Automatic weapons Exposin your erections It's high time You vote for Einstein I'll legalize everything Euthanizin old people Poachin bald eagles I'll fire the regulators Of asbestos toilet paper It's high time for Einstein I'll legalize everythiiiiing If you vote for him You'll be helpin the nation - God's ... |
