| Double Agent Ballad He arrived to Israel in corrupted ways, He was a secret agent, didn't want to be discovered, He usually stayed at magnificent hotels, He was always living off of other people's identities... He fought the Muslims, and hid in Istanbul, He tricked the Russians, he was a double agent, On a ship filled with slaves, to the land of Canaan he rode, The Turks ruled the land, to Egypt he returned... Chorus: He rode to Palestine, On a double humped camel, He came to the head point, Disguised as a Turkish Sheik... During three and a half days he met with the Sultan, He took him in the Taxi, and assassinated him in the Garden, He set fire to houses at night, the Turks suffered in the day, They called him Zero Zero, Joseph Joseph, the Terrible Chorus He rode to Palestine, On a three dimensional donkey, He came to the head point, With a carrot midget? And his wife said joseph, change your ways he told her to be quiet, and changed his wife source of information: www.facebook.com |