| This song was not produced by NPR. It is for hard-core NPR fans who listen to hip-hop. So you 7 people: enjoy! And thanks to all the other people who put up with it! Seriously, thanks. Featuring J. Sullivan "Much less annoying in my ear than 'Baby Monkey,'" says NPR's Linda Holmes. Booyah! ******************************** Good Radiation FAQ Does this guy actually think he can rap? No. Isn't geek rap so 2007? Shouldn't that genre have died when Weird Al released "White and Nerdy"? Why, yes. But look - if a casual fan wants to write a song about public radio, its hard to find a genre with more potential for densely packed name-dropping. If you want to blame anyone, blame Garageband for allowing Oregonians to create underwhelming beats in the comfort of their own homes. Didn't Jay-Z declare the death of autotune? Sorry. Hey why didn't he include [insert public radio celebrity/meme]? Do you really want this song to be any longer? Plus, it's hard to find a rhyme for Poggioli. Frijole? Is Terry Gross small and unstoppable? As far as I can tell, yes. ******************************* LYRICS: I'm only gonna say this once so you better take notes As you listen to the rhythms spinnin' out of my throat I've got an NPR tat and an NPR tote If you hate on that .... Just don't. Ya see when morning edition starts up I listen Awake, in my kitchen for every transmission There's no competition -- There's nobody hotter If hosts were magicians they'd be Dumbledore and Potter So please, tease ... |
