| Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't understand It's true (haven't got a clue) Bbb-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem When I flush the john, then your shower goes on (Baby) Now watcha gonna do? If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench (Baby) He'll be there for you Shower's backing up (up, up)? Water won't go down (down, down)? Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Don't forget my plumber Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Sink's been stopped up all summer Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Better call the plumber He'll know what to do Pipes been blowing up Pipes been breaking down And the carpet's soaked... right through Ba-ba-ba ba ba, ba-ba-ba ba ba ba Ba-ba-ba ba ba, kitchen's flooded, too Ba-ba-ba ba ba, ba-ba-ba ba ba ba Ba-ba-ba ba ba, girl, you know it's true Bbb-betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay (Baby) He can be here by 2:00 So, if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash Makin' service calls in his overalls (Baby) He'll do his best for you Sewer's backing up (up, up)? Got you feelin' down (down, down)? Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Don't forget my plumber Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Leaky pipes are a bummer Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Time to call the plumber Maybe call a few Got a problem with plumbing? Gotta blame it on something Blame it on the drain that was cloggin', cloggin' Blame it on the faucet that drips all ... |