| Did you know there's a brentalfloss CD with 20 tracks of flossy goodness including never-before-heard awesomesauce? You can have it RIGHT NOW on iTunes here j.mp and Amazon here amzn.com You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at screwattackstore.com ! Buy the official brentalfloss t-shirt here http I borrowed that picture of bare-bum Toad from a very prolific artist named Nintendrawer. Check her out at nintendrawer.deviantart.com Music composed by Koji Kondo Lyrics by brentalfloss Accompaniment arranged by brentalfloss Are you following me on twitter yet? twitter.com And seriously, I'm going to that march in DC on Sunday, so shoot me a pm or a twitter @reply and we'll organize a meet-up. ------------------------------------- LYRICS Have you met Toad? He's Princess Peach's PA Just between us, I think he's definitely gay You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see He's very likely to be a big gay (Big gay) He shops for shoes like Aretha Franklin in a big hat store He's a Judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore (Gay gay gay gay gay) He loves ballet And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD He went to seminary Link says hes a fairy for sure (And Link knows his fairies) On the other hand, he may just be metro Plenty of guys are goin' that way, today-ay And if he's gay, we still would like (Would like) Would like (Would like) Him an- (Him an-) -y way! That's my friend Toad, So yeah he's definitely gay It's not his fault, they cultivated him that ... |
