| 5/6/2010: Good luck on the AP exam tomorrow! www.95thesesrap.com If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. VERSE 1 Listen up, all my people, its a story for the telling bout the sin and injustice and corruption I been smelling I met that homie Tetzel, then I started rebelling Once I seen the fat Indulgences that he been selling. Now the Cathlics of the world straight up disgracin me Just because I waved my finger at the papacy. My people got riled up over this Reformation Thats when Leo threatened me with Excommunication. I warned yall that Rome best agree to the terms. If not, then you can eat my Diet of Worms! You think you done something spectacular? I wrote the Bible in the vernacular! A heretic! [What?] Someone throw me a bone. You forgot salvation comes through faith alone. Im on a mission from God. You think I do this for fun? I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. Save me! CHORUS Ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. VERSE 2 One Five One Seventhats when it first went down. Then the real test was when it started spreading around. Sixty days to recant what I said? Father, please! Youve had, what? Goin on fifteen centuries? Oh snap, hes messin with the holy communion. But I aint never dissed your precious hypostatic union! One place at one time. Well, thank you Zwingli. Yeah, way to disregard ... |
