| (SD 30/11/2000) Out comes Commissioner Foley. We're shown Undertaker and Kane from Raw with the run-ins with Edge and Christian and Kurt Angle. We're shown Austin getting screwed by Triple H on Raw in the WWF title match. He says his eyes are wider to things he should have seen before. He found out our champion is a conniving, double talking, sniveling liar. Even that, he is right about the WWF. We saw a man dropped 40 feet from a fork lift. We have seen a man get run over by a car. We even saw our champion chokeslammed off the stage. He admits that was pretty cool. He says that we got a #1 contender's re-match that ended in a disqualification. He could make a re-match, but that would end in a screw job. Re-match of a re-match would end in a screw job. He thought screw it let's make 5 #1 contenders. The first is The Rock. If ya smell...what The Rock...is cookin. Out comes the Rock. Foley says the Rock got screwed at No Mercy because of 3 people. Rock takes the mic. Finally The Rock has come back to Minneapolis. The Rock says when he woke up this morning, he was the number one contender which means that when he sleeps tonight he is the number one contender. He realizes that there are four other guys. It doesn't really matter if it's 4 guys, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, or one monkey's nipple in a pear tree. The only thing that matters is that The Rock has his title shot at Armageddon. Foley says he's more then qualified as the number one contender. He says there's also ... |
