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Rodney Carrington- Don't Look Now (Momma's Got Her Boobs Out) With Lyrics

Rodney Carrington's one of many classics!!! Well, I remember way back when i was just a boy, goin places with my mom and dad, It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act after six or seven beers she's had. we were sittin at a table when momma got disabled all the liquor runnin to her head, Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin' when he grabbed me by the arm and said... "Don't look now your momma's got her boobs out showing everybody in town." Faces turnin' red we were wishin we were dead, there where people standing all around when momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin', and there's nothing anybody can do, Just hope and pray there never comes a day when my momma's out drinkin' with you Well, we got her in the truck and we started drivin' home when momma said she had to go, daddy pulled it over, we were standing on the shoulder while momma's puttin' on a show then he started up the truck and momma stood up with her pants still around her knees, when we heard momma holler if ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these. "Don't look now, your momma's got her boobs out." Showin' everybody in town Faces turnin' red, we were wishing we were dead There were people standing all around When momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin' and there's nothing anybody can do Won't you hope and pray, there never comes a day when my momma's out drinking with you. Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day, when my momma's out drinking with ...
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:01:21
Теги: Rodney Carrington Dont Don't Look Now Mommas Momma mama mamas got her boobs out funny awesome silly country music standup stand-up up
 

♠Russell Peters♠ Talking About Accents Again

Russell peters once again jokin about accents on george lopez's show. FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:03:36
Теги: russell peters funny guy spanish accent indian chinese george lopez
 

Minecraft-Mania! - Episode #9 [Phylosophie]

Dieser Part hat 2 1/2 VERDAMMTE STUNDEN ZUM HOCHLADEN GEBRAUCHT! XDD Ab sofort mehr Minecraft-Action bei TK! Wir machen weiter in unserer neuen Welt und erforschen ein wenig die Gegend, mal schauen, was wir so finden werden. luv ya all! haha, just jokin'. No seriously, i love you all. TK
Категория: Shows
Время: 00:09:02.250
Теги: takoromisashi TK TKM minecraft miene sandbox mojang notch blöcke games gaming spiele deutsch german episode nintendo glibbaglabblp regibang letsplayenzo glibunkel costum skin video game episode part gameplay series season season episode computer Gronkh
 

Led Zeppelin - Babe I'm Gonna Leave You

Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin (1969 album) - Babe I'm Gonna Leave You Vocals - Robert Plant Lead Guitar - Jimmy Page Bass Guitar - John Paul Jones Drums - John Bonham Lyrics: Babe, baby, baby, I'm Gonna Leave You. I said baby, you know I'm gonna leave you. I'll leave you when the summertime, Leave you when the summer comes a-rollin' Leave you when the summer comes along. Baby, baby, I don't wanna leave you, I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble. Oh, yeah, baby, baby, I believin', We really got to ramble. I can hear it callin' me the way it used to do, I can hear it callin' me back home! Babe...I'm gonna leave you Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you Oh I can hear it callin 'me I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do? I know I never never never gonna leave your babe But I got to go away from this place, I've got to quit you, yeah Baby, ooh don't you hear it callin' me? Woman, woman, I know, I know It feels good to have you back again And I know that one day baby, it's really gonna grow, yes it is. We gonna go walkin' through the park every day. Come what may, every day It was really, really good. You made me happy every single day. But now... I've got to go away! Baby, baby, baby, baby That's when it's callin' me I said that's when it's callin' me back home...
Категория: Music
Время: 00:05:01.500
Теги: Led Zeppelin 1969 album rock jimmy page robert plant john paul jones bonham
 

Kirko Bangz - Drank In My Cup + Lyrics

(Kirko...Bangz..) Verse 1: I done came down, hold up... I done came down, hold up; grip da grain rolled up And ya girlfriend want ah nigga like me cuz I ain't tryna control ha She call me when she wanna change, black diamond...my pinky ring She know you weak and we ain't the same; you hit the scene, I make the scene I'm in ha head like maybelline, H-town so I'm made to lean; I'm in ha soul I'll make ha scream, I don't ride da toll I don't pay wit change I'm easy to tag like peter pan, she want a man don't need a man; I'm flying down your boulevard, she cooking dinner wit yo pans. Drapped up dripped out yo bitch know what I'm talkin bout. Pulls up pulls out, we get it poppin in parking lot; she like to do it wit da lights on, dun matta to me if its dark or not; I'm G'd up, East up, fossil pants I'm hard as a rock. Hook: Girl I know how much you really want somebody, want somebody that dun really need you Girl I know how much you really want somebody, want somebody that ain't tryna keep... You know what I said, that can put chu to bed; that ain't tryna love you baby just fuck you instead And don't tell him nuthin baby, you know that I'm coming baby; just hit up my phone whenever You need you some company, I got this drank in my cup...Oh yeah...I got this drank in my cup (Draaaaaaaaaaank) I got this drank in my cup...(Draaaaaaaank...Bangz Verse 2: I done came down came up, slow pitch change up; same hood same style same drank same cup. She call me when she wanna fuck, I ...
Категория: Music
Время: 00:02:54.750
Теги: Drank In My Cup
 

Eminem - Lose yourself [Karaoke/Instrumental] + Lyrics

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin' how, everybody's jokin' now The clock's run out, time's up, over, BLOW! Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad But he won't give up that easy, no, he won't have it He knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke, he's so stagnant that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't colapse on him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime The soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a, new world order A normal life is ...
Категория: Music
Время: 00:04:06
Теги: eminem loose yourself milia karaoke instrumental lyrics with jimmy
 

Comedic Duo Cheech and Chong Explain the Benefits of Pot

Comedic legends Cheech and Chong are still jokin', and www.WatchMojo.com's guess is that they're still smokin' too!
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:02:41.250
Теги: Cheech and Chong up in smoke weed drugs marijuana smoking just for laughs jfl montreal comedy get it legal tour California arnold schwarzenegger benefits health Tommy Chong cheech Richard Marin pot legalization medicinal
 

Nas - NASTY (Produced by Salaam Remi) -DIRTY by NasirJones NEW June 2011! HQ Download LINK! +lyrics

NASTY (Produced by Salaam Remi) -DIRTY by NasirJones ee939f19.tinylinks.co LYRICS Word Got some Remy Martin, some good-ass cigars Check it out Ayo, late night, candlelight, fiend wit' diesel in his needle Queensbridge leader, no equal, I come from the Wheel of Ezekiel To pop thousand-dollar bottles of scotch, smoke purp, and heal the people Any rebuttal to what I utter get box-cuttered Count how many bad honeys I slut, it's a high number Name a nigga under the same sky that I'm under Who gets money, remain fly, yeah, I wonder Eyes flutter as love when Nas pops up Stars get starstruck, panties start drippin' The ways of Carlito, blaze, torpedo cigars Drop moves, drop clothes Louis the XIII freaks, women nice size I ride like Porsches, thick, brown and gorgeous It ain't my fault, semiautomatic weapons I brought the world "Crazy," I'm rich and I'm girl-crazy Dick 'em, convince 'em all to praise me They ideology is confusion, I lose 'em Fellates me, who hate me? My gun off safety Since a Tunnel escape key, my jewelry in HD Silent rage, pristine in my vintage shades I'm not in the winters of my life or the beginner stage, I am the dragon Maserati, pumpin' Biggie, the great legend Blastin', I'm after the actress who played Faith Evans My little Jackie Onassis, dig? I'm so high, I never land like Mike Jackson's crib Best on .45, still crack ya rib sacrilege When lids talk trash about the nasty kid Past nasty now, I'm gross and repulsive Talk money, is you jokin'? Cash everywhere ...
Категория: Music
Время: 00:02:21
Теги: NASTY (Produced by Salaam Remi) -DIRTY nasirjones NAS HQ Download Link hip hop music lyrics song full album new screen rap full song funny wlyrics official lyrics screen song lyrics r&b
 

Ashhbearr pwns NintendoLP Rap (Thanks for 5k Subs)

Fellas, do NOT get in a rap battle with Ashhbearr! You can't win! Greatest Rapper Ever - www.youtube.com Beat by RandomRapBeats - www.youtube.com Download - www.mediafire.com I know this isn't the sort of video people normally make when they hit a subscribers milestone but... since when have I ever done anything like a normal person. Thanks to AshhBearr for being such a boss. I wrote most of this but she did have a line so I can say we co-wrote it. Try and guess which line is hers. Lyrics to this, the greatest song ever written in the history of forever - AB- oh no, not another one of these NLP- WHAT? AB- look dude, you should just stick to LPs NLP- hey girl! AB- I have a name you know NLP- good for you, now could you please stop interrupting my flow? AB- what flow? NLP- this one right here AB- oh, so thats whats been causin all the pain in my ears NLP- haha, so funny but Im know I'm money AB- you're the brokest guy I know NLP- lemme tell ya sumthin honey AB- One, I'm not ya honey, no girl will ever be AB- cuz your nose is always runny and you gotta small - NLP- woah woah OK hold up, lemme stop ya right there NLP- LP don't stand for let's play AB- It stands for NLP- don't you dare! NLP- Look AshhBearr, why don't you just run along NLP- go back your pokemon and let me do my song AB- ok -- but theres one thing I wanna say AB- you know I'm just jokin, congrats on 5 K Thanks to all of you out there who watch, rate, leave comments and have subscribed. Yall are the best.
Категория: Gaming
Время: 00:02:18.750
Теги: Ashhbearr is the greatest rapper ever pwns nintendolp Rap Thank you all for 5k subscribers 5000
 

Aina kun sä meet- Taikapeili

Tässähän tää nyt siis on=) Mä herään valonsäteisiin sun viestin tyynyn päällä nään noussut olet aikaisin kissan liikkeen hiljaisin kun keitän teen ja suihkuun meen niin pyörit mielessäin kertosäe: Aina kun sä meet sydämessäin jokin heilahtaa ikävä käytäviä nakertaa mä voin paremmin kun sä takaisin taas tuut Päivä on niin keväinen sen kanssas jakaa tahtoisin unelmistain totta teet kun kuulen tutut askeleet sä onnistuit mun yllättää ja aikaa järjestää kertosäe (2x) Meren ääreen kauan kiireistä me pyöräillään (pyöräillään) hymykuoppas saa mut fantasiaan lentämään Aina kun sä meet sydämessäin jokin heilahtaa ikävä käytäviä nakertaa mä voin paremmin kun sä takaisin taas tuut (4x)
Категория: Music
Время: 00:02:55.500
Теги: taikapeili aina kun meet
 
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