| Mario Balotelli meets Noel Gallagher: Balotelli on the funny stories: * Did you give a tramp £1000 after winning in the casino?: "Never" * Is it true a young lad turned up at the training ground asking for your autograph and, when asked why he wasn't at school, he said he was being bullied, so you took him to school and spoke to the headmaster?: "No. It's not true I took him to school. I tell him why he wasn't at school but not took him to school." * Did your mum send you to John Lewis for an ironing board and you came back with a quad bike, a Scalectrix and a tennis table?: "Yes. But not a tennis table, it was a trampoline." * Are you allergic to a specific kind of grass?: "I'm allergic to the dry grass, not the green one, the brown one." * Did you go to church on Xmas Eve and put £1000 in the collection plate?: "I put some money in but not a thousand." * Did you go to the pub in Wythenshawe and buy everyone a drink?: "No" * Did you go to a petrol station and pay for everyone's petrol?: "No, not true." * Did you drive around Manchester dressed as Santa handing out money?: "No." Balotelli on Roberto Mancini: "If Mancini wasn't here I think I would never come here." Balotelli on Jose Mourinho: "I think he's a great manager but he didn't understand me [at Inter Milan]. He said that nobody could understand me but I think the only one who couldn't understand me is him, so it's his problem." Balotelli on magic tricks: "There is one guy, he's in Manchester. I was in the ... |