| iTunes link: tinyurl.com Shirts now available at badlipreading.spreadshirt.com Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) Original video at www.youtube.com LYRICS: Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night All night I wish I had like 500 Damn boy, if it hurt the first time Shouldn't be riding inside the whore shack Dude's so crazy, he tryin' to sell me hubcaps Hubcap lover won't get anywhere without That bazooka in the front and then a homie tattoo On his shoulder from a Puerto Rican dude he used to knew A dark threat in the oasis sayin' "go shorty" Listen up, boys We'll have time to play when you go and move that Jaguar Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella I'ma bring stars to make us bizarre We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We smokin' the right stuff We smokin' the right stuff Extra lemon in my Diet Snapple Makes a girl happy Oh yeah that's right S**t that's right Tea got me jammin' from head to toe Now, why in the world did you treat me As if I didn't understand trigonometry and Tai Chi Inverse cosine (see?) Oh my gosh, there's never gonna be a better Padawan than me "Meshuggeneh Vinny" had a hoopty And the boom boom started moving us Till he proceeded to jump out the train And braid his show-dog, "Tiny Timmy Tokyo" And I'm pregnant But right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella I'ma get dumb and bang a wizard We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We ... |
