| I would imagine that eating an angel would be good for you. It's packed with all kinds of intergalactic nutrients and can apparently make you God-like in power. Think this is a new practice? Pfft, don't be so naive! How did you think Li Mu-Bai and the rest of the cast from "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" pulled off all those moves? Ancient warrior techniques? Hollywood cinematography magic? Ha! The mystery of what happened to the rest of Lilith's legs is solved. What was seemingly a plot hole in NGE and dubious moves in a martial arts movie was solved by moi. Damn, I'm brilliant. Besides, didn't you ever wonder how they got rid of the angel remains? The secret ingredient to the sloppy Joes at the NERV cafeteria is finally revealed. "Soylent Green . . . it's made of ANGELS!!!11ONE!1!" Title aside and all that, this is episode nineteen of Neon Genesis Evangelion. I hope you enjoy it--oh, and I don't own any part of NGE, don't stand to make any money, blah blah blah, yaddah yaddah. |