| San Diego Comic Con SDCC Masquerade Entry #35 Cobra Takes Over Comic Con performed by Maximum Pwnage. Agent Sakur9 Entertainment Industry Award winners. Cobra Commander, Destro, Tomax, Xamot, Baroness, Snake Eyes, Televiper, Camera Televiper, BATand Armored Cobra Commander costumes based on characters from GI Joe. Thanks goes to Autolooper for providing the source footage! Dialogue Transcript: Cobra Commander: (make sure you get my "good" side) [speech begins] Cobra Commander: Greetings Comic Con attendees! As of this moment, you've all become hostages of Cobra! Music: COBRA!! (Cobraaaaa!) Cobra Commander: Ahahahaha! Destro: This takeover was child's play due to my ingenious Angel Grove device. Tomax and Xamot: Which would not have - been possible without - OUR FUNDING! Baroness: Commander! There is a Joe in the building! I think its that ninja! Destro: Well who else would it be? Cobra Commander: I dont believe it!! [Door breaks down] Tomax and Xamot: BELIEEVE IT!! Cobra Commander: Tomax, Xamot... Tomax and Xamot: Have no fear - we'll save your cowardly behind - AGAIN!! Cobra Commander: Attack! Tomax and Xamot: COBRAAAAA! [Fighting ensues] Baroness: Die you merchandising WHORE! [gun is swiped by Snake Eyes] Baroness: Ahaha... You wouldn't hit a woman with glasses, would you? Destro: Battle Android Trooper, attack! Here's a Comic Con Exclusive you won't even have to wait in line for! Hahahaha! ha.. haa.. hmm. Cobra Commander: It didn't do anything! I demand a refund ... |
