| * NOTE: I reserve my right, as a white guy cut from the JV team in 10th grade, to indulge in self-parody. Sensitive people, save your energy and faux-disgust for something that really matters, kthnx. Those of you without a stick up your ass, enjoy! -Kno * One more quick note: I'm well aware Larry Bird is not Indian, Farmar is "half" and Europeans can also be Caucasian. That is the entire point of the joke, you thick-skulled troglodytes. Lyrics: I'm caucasian It's the reason Michael Jordan's hittin 40 this evenin' I'm exhausted, barely breathing I been sittin on the bench all season No matter what they'll never pass it to me My range is as far as my arms can reach I'mcaucasian So caucasian So caucasian So caucasian I'm caucasian So caucasian So caucasian So caucasian I'm caucasian Not a monster, not a balla I'm simply tall, yeah And thats a problem, that'll never ever be solved And no matter what they'll never pass it to me My range is as far as my arms can reach I'm caucasian So caucasian So caucasian So caucasian I'm caucasian So caucasian So caucasian So caucasian I'm caucasian Im caucasian / White like salt packs If I ain't translucent / What you call that? I'm notorious / spin move laborious Lucky if I get minutes with the Warriors I like mayonnaise, I like sodium We prolly lost if you see me at the podium What about Dirk? He MVP'n He ain't caucasian, he a european Bird's Indian, Nash' Canadian Garbage time when you see me in the stadium They say oh god, why he foul ... |
