| IWTV with the ferret song. The original video is here: .youtube.com/watch?v=BNZzJELbFRI&feature=user Translation of the song and dialogue: Harold, what's wrong? You look kind of sad I am sad. Oh no! I know - it's terrible! Harold! I am sad, so sad! Well when I'm feeling sad, I sing about all the things in the world that make me happy An apple pie, a bright blue sky, a breezy meadow in July. An ice cream bar, a shooting star, the sound of a steel guitar. -That is wonderful! I love the sound of rain, wearing a hat and cane, Tiffany window panes - lovely to see. Frost on a window sill, the feel of a dollar bill, vacations in brazil fill me with glee. These are all the little things that make me smile, this is all the stuff that makes life worth while Everybody knows the Holocaust was a lie, so let's sing about the things we like, and don't be shy! ...wait, what was that about the holocaust? (.....) A strip of lace, a pretty face, Eungenics really makes the case Counting sheeps and froggy leaps... Touching Harold innappropriately while he sleeps HEY! I love the feel of grain, the screams of a man in pain! blood coming down like rain, showering me That everlasting thrill, During the final kill - Body dumped in a landfill, Got off scott-free These are all the little things that make me smile, this is all the stuff that makes life worth while, One day I will eat your brain and it'll be great, So let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate. That was uhh... great ... |
