| itunes.apple.com Lyrics: The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background, kids are smoking weed with Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the cars are full of beer, Bacardi and liquor, because tonight there is a giant house party at Pickford's, it's the last day of school, Slater is trippin, Tony had a weird dream and tells Mike he should listen, in his dream he had a naked girl her boobies were decent, but then the naked body's head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that says he can't do drugs while Benny's making a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not hurt her brother Mitch Kramer but they still plan to, damn they're such assholes, they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a substance? Randal Pink you better be giving yourself an attitude adjustment," so they drive up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't think about it Mitch asks the teacher if they can escape through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 aint coming back," school is over but they're gettng chased like fuck it lets be out, Carl's mom pulls out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU FRESHMEN BITCHES!!!!") they're smoking weed in Pickford's room, the beer man brought the kegs too soon, the party's canceled, ruining the plans that were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad answers the door, Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes ... |
