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Fresku - Lamballen ft. Teemong (Met Songtekst)

Ahh nieuwe dag is begonnen Joepie! ik heb er zin in jullie ook? Oke dan luister Ik sta op als de wekker voor de vijfde keer is afgegaan. Cornflakes eten, xboxen fuck me baan. (fuck) Van deze spelcomputer ben ik nu niet af te slaan, van plan om de kansen die de dag me bied af te slaan. Dadelijk lekker pagga slaan, tosti kaas erachteraan. En de dag is jong dus ik ga dadelijk nog een pagga slaan. Tot me ballen lam zijn (Snap je Lambal). Ik voel me nu best wel een Steriotype antiliaan. Me telefoon gaat (huh) een privégesprek, ik kan er net niet bij dus heeft die gene pech. Trots op het feit dat ik geen leven heb, en alle fans die ik nog heb zullen me haten na deze track. Geen ruk te doen, tijd om nog een ruk te doen. Totdat ik met een hand vol blaren aan me penis trek. Geen ruk te doen, tijd om nog een ruk te doen. Totdat ik met een hand vol blaren aan me penis trek. (Nigguh) De kip van gisteren ligt nog op de grond, ik haal de pluisjes d'r van af en stop het in me mond. Die shit is koud dus ik spuug het uit, leg het op een bordje en pleur het in de magnetron (Hupakee). Ik ben fucking dom, waarom eet ik dit. Ik had nog een Pizza-slice en een beetje Chips (ohja). Ik voel me een beetje sip, terwijl ik aan me penis zit. en een beetje sip aan de limonade. Zuinig aanmaken (uhh), mag niet opraken (uhh) ik ben een waus dus ik laat me stem kraken. Mensen mekkeren je zit alleen te lamballen, als ik gemekker wil dan horen zou ik wel een lam-ballen. Weinig sex maar waneer maak ik in me ...
Категория: Music
Время: 00:02:29.250
Теги: Fresku Teemong Lamballen
 

Espinilla Gigante/ Biggest Pimple - DesfachatadosTV

delonelyman.tumblr.com Aprende a extirpar un "abseso" con los DESFACHATADOS!! Learn how to squeeze a zit with DESFACHATADOS!! .. TURN ON the subtitle option!!..And read the script / translation here for all you people around the world. 1_music:-Kongar -oL-Ondar DOCTOR:_Hello friends , welcome to our show today SQUEEZER:_ Hi doctor, i come to make me a surgery D:- He`s our friend Raúl Peñaranda. What is your problem sir?? S:- I have a big plimp D:- Where is that? S:- Even I lost a litle bit D:- Let me see,..mmm,..this a problem easy to solve 2_music:- COLD The first step before the intervention is the desinfection Our second step is apply warm water on the area Now you can see the pores open S:-(Joking).. i will like to keep for myself all what you`re going to drain D:- Guys pls, NO HAGAN ESTO EN CASA!!! 3_music:- Emir Kusturika As you can see there are some residues S:_ PURE MEGENGUE!!! D:- Can you tell us more about your problem?? 4_music:- QOTSA string tribute S:-Honestly it brings me some problems cause i don`t like to take off my shirt Cause the plimp is so BIG!!!. and some womens rejected to me.., i have been scary that a girl slide her hands on my back.. Sometimes they hug me and tell me what do you have there??!!! PURE MERENGUE, PURE MERENGUE!!! PURE MERENGUE!!! (Angry)_And all this shit man!!!! PURE MERENGUE; PURE MERENGUE!! (with Pain)_All my life i was bothered by brother and cousins LIKE 4 MERENGUES!!! Oooh Ohhh PURE ;MERENGUE!! (Crying)____Always EL KIIWI!!El ...
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:02:18
Теги: desfachatadostv Espinilla Pimple pedrodevaldivia Zit Grano Uniacc
 

How to clear up your skin

Follow me on instagram and twitter: MissLx150 this is a simple video describing a few changes i have made in my life that have had a huge impact on my skin
Категория: Howto & Style
Время: 00:05:30.750
Теги: pimples zit cream smoother skin acne scars how to get rid of acne how to improve skin health
 

Umi the Amsterdam Corgi doing her first tricks!

Umi the Welsh Pembroke Corgi (yes with her undocked tail) doing her tricks at 11 weeks! Add Umi on facebook for more pictures and movies! www.facebook.com
Категория: Pets & Animals
Время: 00:01:53.250
Теги: Corgi tricks amsterdam dog umi wait tunnel pembroke breeder cutest puppy roll-over sit down fetch cute sweet welsh tail undocked limbonsnest korgi corky agility smart eyes big ear training shepard animals short legs mos def rol zit kom maar brengen
 

My So-Called Life Episode 5 - Part 1 of 5

I am so sorry I haven't been uploading in so long. I've been in summer school throughout July. I don't even know what happened with June XD Anyway, episode 5 will be up probably by the end of the day. :) My So Called Life, Episode 5 "The Zit", part 1. I do not own anything.
Категория: Entertainment
Время: 00:07:30.750
Теги: my so-called life series season episode drama teen 1990s 1994 young high school jared leto claire danes
 

Edge of Glory (Gaga Cover) Alyssa Bernal

Links to purchase my album, #LoveHangover! Amazon - amzn.to iTunes - bit.ly Special thanks to Bright & Early Productions and DJC1 for helping out with this little project :) Here are their links below. Enjoy! www.brightandearlyproductions.com Follow Rick on Twitter! www.twitter.com www.djc1live.com Follow Christian on Twitter! http And please download/listen to C1's GaGa Nation Mixtape! soundcloud.com And lastly follow my friend Fernando! He's literally the guy who produced EOG ;) twitter.com Love, Lyss. ps please ignore my monster zit. k thanks. hahah Follow me on twitter! www.twitter.com Don't forget to pick up BernOWL merchandise from the RADPACK! www.radisrad.com/characters/alyssabernal/
Категория: Music
Время: 00:02:53.250
Теги: alyssa bernal edge of glory cover lady gaga
 

TUTORIAL: how I do my winged liner

I hope this video was helpful! I'm not sure if I do anything differently than you guys, but yeah! products used: -mac fluidline in blacktrack -sigma small eyeliner brush E10 also let me know if you'd like both a review on the garnier bb cream and also a summer makeup routine. finals week is over for me so I'll be uploading videos like every other day all summer long :) xox —————————— 87daysbefore.tumblr.com http facebook.com 87swatchesbefore.tumblr.com http makeup brushes: www.sigmabeauty.com camera: the sony hdr cx-110 FTC: sponsored by the stress zit on my face
Категория: Howto & Style
Время: 00:05:48
Теги: video tutorial makeup cosmetics mac blacktrack fluidline gel liner easy winged cat eye demo Eyes Beauty Look Mascara
 

My Acne Cure: How I got clear skin

I went to the doctor and got Akimin and Eryacne in Feb 2011. I took those medications for two months and now it is April 2012 and my pimples haven't come back! www.facebook.com twitter.com Instagram: ChloeMorello View my blog post on other great acne treatments that WORK: www.chloemorello.com
Категория: Howto & Style
Время: 00:09:36
Теги: Acne Pimples Skin Cure Treatment Zit Hormonal Roaccutane Accutane Proactive clean clear perfect face
 

Endless Pus Exposions.wmv

Endless explosions of pus filled goodness
Категория: Entertainment
Время: 00:03:41.250
Теги: pus zit expode gore pimple
 

3rd month post accutane.wmv

my 3rd month post accutane...everything is going well! keep it up if youre on it. If you have a question feel free to message me
Категория: People & Blogs
Время: 00:03:05.250
Теги: Accutane Roaccutane Journal vlog blog acne proactive inflamation zit puss
 
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