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Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across US, Nation Panicking

Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.

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Время: 00:02:06.750

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McCain Declines Secret Service

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John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead. More coverage at: onion.com

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Время: 00:01:15

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US Shocked Andorra Not In Africa

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The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of Andorra, which it mistakenly assumed was a poor African country. More coverage at: onion.com

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Время: 00:01:33

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Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa's Feelings?

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In The Know panelists discuss whether we should spare Africa's feelings by not telling them about the global economy. More coverage at: onion.com

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Время: 00:01:30

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Rep. Ingersol's Murder of a Hobo

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Congressman Robert Ingersol (R-SC) reads detailed report in the House of Representatives on his recent killing of a hobo. More coverage at: onion.com

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Время: 00:01:22.500

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Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vests

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Panelists discuss whether stringent new suicide-vest laws would make sure only responsible people blow themselves up.

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Время: 00:01:42

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Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

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With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress. More coverage at: www.onion.com

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Время: 00:01:30.750

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Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever

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Experts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as 12 mph.

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Время: 00:01:39

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Richard Roeper's Reviews - The Dictator Review

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Richard Roeper reviews The Dictator starring Sacha Baron Cohen For more news, interviews, showtimes, clips, and trailers go to: www.reelz.com Connect with other movie fans: www.facebook.com Be sure to follow us on Twitter: twitter.com

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Время: 00:01:55.500