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Cattle Decapitation "A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat" (OFFICIAL)

Order Here: www.metalblade.com Cattle Decapitation's "A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat" from "Monolith of Inhumanity". "A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat" Death on two legs and onward! The gestation has now mutated into what looks like a human It displays intellect and understands reproduction We should have stopped it before it got this far That writhing reject, that web-footed bastard child That spawn of animated lard, that curdled wad of embarrassment Dripping mucus and leaving a trail... Released upon the populace this "thing" shall breed, emit its seed a monstrous mold of cells resembling jellied meat assembly A living, breathing piece of defecating meat Two-legged massacre expressing glands in heat Draining the bleed Putrid will be its offspring Filtered through genetic anomaly A throbbing, misshapen slug of a "human being" Mucus crusts on your pink skin, shined by sebaceous sebum Fucking ugly and disgusting The missing link between feces and humanity "When I try to speak through my spurthole I simply choke on the mucus" like... "When I try to examine my asshole in the mirror for polyps or whatever you call it, I erupt" We are living, we are breathing, we are pieces of defecating meat. A living, breathing piece of defecating meat Descending on the earth contaminated seeds Rife with disease
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Время: 00:02:14.250
Теги: cattle decapitation living breathing piece of defecating meat monolith inhumanity metal blade official
 

This Week in iPad - Aaron Barsky, Developer of Hemisphere Games

This week we have Aaron Barsky, Developer of Hemisphere Games. For more information, show notes, and an upcoming schedule, go to www.thisweekin.com. Jacob Burch and Lon Harris host This Week in iPad. Please thank our sponsors on Twitter Ustream, Print Magic and Gazelle. This Week in iPad received more than 150000 episode downloads per show and had more than 2.2 million total downloads on iTunes, making it the most downloaded show on the ThisWeekIn network. News (5:00) OLED iPads -- Apple is rumored to be producing smaller versions of the iPad which make use of OLED displays Miyazaki's Thoughts on the iPad -- Legendary Japanese animator Hayao Miyazaki said that the iPad is "disgusting", who commented, "On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying. Sponsor #1 - Wellala (16:30) News Continued (20:00) Microsoft iPad Study -- Microsoft is inviting iPad users to participate in a two hour study Shazam iPad Update -- Shazam has added the ability to discover music that other Shazam users are listening to. iOS 3.2.1 Update -- Apple released a minor update to iOS for the iPad. Interview (30:00) Aaron Barsky, developer of the iPad game "Osmos." Planet of the Apps (45:00) Heads Up: Hold 'Em HD Video Poker for iPad Uno HD Poker for iPad Real Solitaire for iPad Card Shark Collection Astraware Casino Sponsor #2 - Gazelle (100:30) Planet of the Apps Continued (104:10) World Series of Poker Closing Remarks This article was written by ...
Категория: Shows
Время: 00:51:00.750
Теги: ipad new tablet apple apps mobile computer internet battle of the apps news Aaron Barsky Developer Hemisphere Games ipadweekly matthew paulson jacob burch lon harris planet of the apps osmos gazelle World Series of Poker Poker for ipad Real Solitaire for ipad Card Shark Collection Astraware Casino Uno HD Video Poker for ipad video poker Heads Up: Hold 'Em HD shazam microsoft wellala hayao miyazaki oled
 

Nasty Irish Potato Prank

On St. Paddy's Day while Jesse was out, I made him some "extra special" Irish Potatoes with wads of chewed up gum, rolled into cinnamon. I had to chew about five packs of gum, and I suffered from jaw pain, but it was worth it when I saw his face eating it! Yep, that ABC gum, haha (Already Been Chewed) Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com twitter.com Facebook: facebook.com districtlines.com T-shirts www.districtlines.com
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:02:02.250
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How To Make a Halloween Cocktail - The Bumbaclot!

Bumbaclot! Is the name of this original cocktail - a bloody, disgusting Halloween cocktail that is perfect for the occasion. As long as you've got a strong stomach! HILAH COOKING: New Episodes Every Tuesday and Thursday! Subscribe on YouTube (never miss a video!) www.youtube.com Facebook: facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com Check out over 100 video recipes at hilahcooking.com Hilah Cooking is a short-form, educational web series focused on making cooking FUN! We release two episodes every week. Our focus is on simple, low-cost recipes with a Texas flair. Everything is made from scratch, people! You will not see any packets of taco seasoning mix or gravy powder up in here. If you are going to learn how to cook, you are going to learn it for real! But I promise it will be fun and easy. INGREDIENTS * 4 ounces white rum * 2 ounces pomegranate liqueur (or other red boozy stuff) * 1 ounce lime juice * Ginger ale * 2 teaspoons pomegranate molasses (leave this out if you can't find it. It might be hard. I'm sorry. Or you could substitute strawberry jam!) * Fresh, grated ginger Put a teaspoon of pomegranate molasses (or jam! I truly am brilliant!) in the bottom of your glasses. Shake the rum, liqueur and lime juice together with ice. Pour carefully over the molasses (or jam!) so as not to stir up your blood clot too much. Top it off with as much ginger ale as you like, or will fit. Grate some ginger over the top. Garnish with a band-aid or tampon. JUST KIDDING.
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Время: 00:03:30
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The Acacia Strain-BTM FDR (Lyrics in Description)

Your blood will blanket the earth, I am the shot heard 'round the world Your blood will blanket the earth, I am the shot heard 'round the world Your blood will blanket the earth, I am the shot heard 'round the world Your blood will blanket the earth, I am the shot heard 'round the world We are the atom smashers, we do what can't be done You are the baby killers, we will explode the sun You are the masses, we can't be saved You took your chances, I'll dig your graves We are the atom smashers, we do what can't be done You are the baby killers, we will explode the sun You are the masses, we can't be saved You took your chances, I'll dig your fucking graves Your life just fucking disgusts me, no need for you to discuss me I understand exactly why you don't trust me, I find you fucking disgusting Drama from the drama hating drama queen Time to suck today's dick I hope you choke on it I hope you choke on it You spread disease when you spread your legs Time to suck today's dick I hope you choke on it I hope you choke on it We chewed the fingers to the bone, we can't leave well enough alone We live in troubled times, don't tell me everything's fine That's when the roof caved in, that's when your world fell the fuck apart That's when the roof caved in, that's when your world fell the fuck apart I saw your world fall apart I saw your world fall apart I saw your world fall apart I saw your world fall apart
Категория: Music
Время: 00:02:54
Теги: The Acacia Strain-BTM FDR (Lyrics in Description)
 

Death By GAME - Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Play the interactive movie game with clips from the film The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Guess how the person dies in the scene by choosing the murder weapon.
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Время: 00:01:57
Теги: Interactive Game Movie Clips Movieclips Movieclips.com Hollywood Film Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake Jessica Biel Blood guts brains horror freaky disgusting suicide #AMG:V+++284147
 

Filmhawk -BIG NASTY PIMPLE!

Pimples can come at the worst times! ******CONNECT WITH ME****************** FACEBOOK www.facebook.com TWITTER www.twitter.com BLOGTV www.blogtv.com ************************************ Music: www.freeplaymusic.com Intro Music www.incompetech.com Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons "Attribution 3.0 Sound FX www.freesounds.org
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Время: 00:01:33.750
Теги: biggest pimplethe Worlds Zit.Guiness world record gross splurch miley cyrus popping her zit. sick worst video ever! possibly the biggestworld's largest pimple zit reaction popped ever disgusting puss pus extreme funny humour humor comedy laugh cool stupid insane accident painfulcharlestrippy alli booger spain valencia irish weezer ctfxc cute game crazy lady surprise fire juggler juggle circus ahjsdfashdbfkajsfgnvlz/dfmv
 

Top 10 Filthiest Dubstep Tracks

My pick of the top 10 filthiest Dubstep tracks ever LISTEN TIL THE END: the ridiculously grimy stuff starts later on Songs in order of appearence: Intro. Krookz - Welcome to Jurassic Park 1. Vista & Presence Known - Cataclysm (#10) 2. Chrispy Feat. Krypton - Team Killer (#9) 3. Poolse - Be High (#8) 4. Downlink - Moonrock Badman (#7) 5. Dr Philth - No Fuss (#6) 6. Skare - Gasmask (#5) 7. Tomba - Disturbed (#4) 8. Borgore - Love (#3) 9. Shekel - This is Not Our Planet (#2) 10. Bratkilla - The Way Is Shut (#1) Closing. Borgore - Love Check out my new top 10: www.youtube.com I do not own, or claim to own, any of the images or music featured in this video
Категория: Music
Время: 00:08:03.750
Теги: dubstep gorestep drum and bass top ten 10 five filthiest grimiest best greatest most disgusting tracks ever in the world
 

Sonic Colors - Episode 2 by Aaronitmar

"Please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting! Do you have any idea where those rides have been?! People have been sitting on those rides... WITH THEIR BUTTS!" ...is it bad that wouldn't stop me from eating everything in sight? Director's channel: www.youtube.com Director's Twitter: www.twitter.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be sure to subscribe to us and the director! Also be sure to follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com
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Время: 00:16:22.500
Теги: let's play paly sonic colors colours colores wisps lisps the Hedgehog Miles Prowers Tails wii laser drill rocket cube hover frenzy eggman Dr. Robotnik Doctor Sega
 

Poundland Food Special - Pizza Snack

Can you feed yourself for only a pound a day? If the results of this video are anything to go by then the answer is a definite no. I risked my health and stomach lining to bring you this horrifying slection of allegedly edible nastiness. First up are a pair of pizza snacks that manage to combine bread, cheese and tomato sauce into something truly horrifying - they frankly look like someone's already eaten them. Pizza not your thing? Then how about some sugary treats that look like mutants and taste like rubber? Or a plastic cow that excretes jelly beans? No? There's no pleasing some people... Just be thankful YouTube haven't invented a smell emitting device yet. View more game reviews and hilarious* stuff @ www.youtube.com (*Due to the subjective nature of humour, hilarity cannot be guaranteed. Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it.)
Категория: Entertainment
Время: 00:09:36
Теги: poundland special food ashens review pizza snack pizzette mozzarella bread nauseating vomit sweet cred mallow rabbits rubber sugar disgusting cow jelly beans butterscotch cola oops a daisy poo pooping excreting nasty chef excellence gin
 
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