| Go Check Out Our NEW "I'm Awesome" T-Shirt at mrbjstudios.spreadshirt.com Lyrics: Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome I don't necessarily have to be here for this I'm gonna keep the headphones though (Chorus:) Mother fucker I'm awesome No your not dude don't lie I'm awesome I'm driving round in my moms ride I'm awesome A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online Mother fucker I'm awesome I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome There's no voice mail nobody called I'm awesome I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall You know my pants sag low(low) even though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go) Spose, i got the swagger of a cripple I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle and lyrically i'm not the best physically the opposite of randy moss and yet so preposterous feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest oh yes the girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult uh huh I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits plus my whole home aroma is cat piss every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this it's cuz my little sister wrote it. (Chorus) I'm awesome the swagger of a cripple check it out I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope and i can't ski smoke weed but i can't roll blunts might be with my wifey my necks not icy eatin' at ... |
