| For those of you dropping in from TVtropes, allow me to be the first to apologize for my less than spectacular singing skills. However, if you wish to check out some other tracks that don't involve as much of my annoying voice, be sure to skim through my channel a bit. If you look, you'll also find 'The Curb Stomp Song: Kareoke Edition' available at no extra charge. Now back to your regularly schedules program: Back by Popular Demand... (Er... right.) It's: The Curbstomp Song. While I am not the best of singers, I promise at least a mind numbingly silly performance. Lyrics: Up in space, their ships go BOOM! In a pyrotechnic doom. On the ground, no hope is found As they die in burning mounds. Lacking tech, like fire and wheel. Going up against cold steel. Strategy?! Well they just rush. THERE'S NO FOOLS THAT THEY CAN CRUSH! Their invasion's meltdown! Ground to dust by unarmed clowns! All that's left: To wait and see. Whether they will fight or flee! There's no need for kryptonite. Silver cross. Or stake, or LIGHT! There's some fights that just ain't fair. But it's FUN to gawk and stare. *Chorus* (X2) "When a fight is just plain wrong! We all sing the curbstomp song! People dying left and right... It's a SLAUGHTER not a fight. Start a brawl that can't be won. See the boots eclipse the sun. Either swallow bitter truth. Or eat CURB and lose a tooth. Ill equipped with laser guns. That explode when set to stun. Using armor made of rags. Nothing's left for body bags! With a ... |
