| Lyrics: We are the topiary creatures, We're very pleased to meet ya's Señors y señoritas, too. The animals we feature, You know would never eat'cha We sing so very sweet to you... Welcome to the Zoo (zoo zoo) With the kangaroos (roos roos) And the tigers too (too too) Welcome to the ZOO-ZOO-ZOO! So show some self-reliance Come in and see out clients But do not feed the giant yaks You'll learn about the lions, And advertising tie-ins And maybe learn some science facts. So wipe off your windshield so you can see, The elephant, the monkey and the chimpanzee, Canaries, peccaries, the bears are all hairy, The cheetahs, cicadas, gorillas and gators, The emu and the llama very similar to the dromedary, Turtles and the tortoises, the dolphins and the porpoises, Mice, lice, geese, moose- Welcome to the ZOO-ZOO-ZOO! We are the topiary creatures, We're very pleased to meet ya's I haven't written this verse yet... But, uh, I will write it And it will sound much better Than when we had 'Wet wet wet' Welcome to the Zoo (zoo zoo) With the kangaroos (roos roos) And the tigers too (too too) Welcome to the ZOO-ZOO-ZOO! |
