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JOKE OF THE DAY - Energy Saving Lightbulb - Wed 9/29/2010

Energy saving lightbulbs are shaped the way they are because they need to hold a certain amount of gas in them to work, and they swirl around so that they can still fit into the same fixtures. Fun stuff! But old people think they are ugly. FOLLOW US! www.youtube.com twitter.com www.facebook.com www.wholesomelane.com Wholesome Lane is a sketch comedy channel. Our shows include "Happy Sad Song" - covers of the saddest songs, "Write Three Words" - you give us three words and we make a comedic sketch out of it, and other fun and interactive games and videos. TAGS: Joke Of The Day Funniest Ever Heaven Jesus Symphony Orchestra Douch Douchebag Daily Every Funny Hysterical Joker Jester Wild Crazy Ridiculous Girl Humping Air Comical Comedy Morning Afternoon Night Gym Talk What Happens Terrible Fruit Throwing Bad Lesbians bar liquor Blind Guy Man Disaster Blonde Truck Driver Angry Circle Atoms Biology Teacher Science Donkey Crossing Crosses Why Gay Dinosaur Jersey Shore Gulf Oil Spill
Категория: Shows
Время: 00:00:18
Теги: Joke Of The Day Funniest Ever Heaven Jesus Symphony Orchestra Douch Douchebag Daily Every Funny Hysterical Joker Jester Wild Crazy Ridiculous Girl Humping Air Comical Comedy Morning Afternoon Night Gym Talk What Happens Terrible Fruit Throwing Bad Lesbians bar liquor Blind Guy Man Disaster Blonde Truck Driver Angry Circle Atoms Biology Teacher Science Donkey Crossing Crosses Why Gay Dinosaur Jersey Shore Gulf Oil Spill
 

Atmosphere - Trying To Find A Balance (lyrics in description)

[Slug] They love the taste of blood Now I don't know what that means, but I know that I mean it Maybe they're as evil as they seem Or maybe I only look out the window when it's scenic "Atmosphere finally made a good record." Yeah right, that shit almost sounds convincing The last time I felt as sick and contradictive as this Was the last time we played a show in Cinnci' "Get real." they tell me If only they knew how real this life really gets They would stop acting like a silly bitch They would respect the cock whether or not they believed in it Doesn't take much and that's messed up Because these people do a lot of simple shit to impress us While everyone was trying to out-do the last man I was just a ghost trying to catch some Miss Pacman. Hello ma'am, would you be interested In some sexual positions and emotional investments See, I'm not insane, in fact I'm kind of rational When I be askin', "Yo, where did all the passion go?" East coast, West coast, down South, Midwest Nowadays everybody knows how to get fresh Somebody give me a big yes (YES!) God Bless America, but she stole the B from "Bless" (Accept it) Now I'm too fucked up to dance So I'm gonna sit with my hand down the front of my pants You can't achieve your goals if you don't take that chance So go pry open that trunk and get those amps (You know!) [Chorus x2] In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper You see me move back and forth between both I'm trying ...
Категория: Music
Время: 00:03:15.750
Теги: atmosphere music rap music
 

Ozzy Osbourne - Goodbye to Romance

Yeasterday has been and gone tomorrow will i find the sun or will it rain everybody's having fun except me i'm the lonely one i live in shame Chorus: i said goodbye to romance goodbye to friends goodbye to all the past i guess we'll meet, we'll meet in the end I've been the king, i've been the clown still broken wings can't hold me down i'm free again the jester with a broken crown it won't be me this time around to love in vain Chorus... And i feel the time is rightalthough i know that you just might say to me what ya gonna do what ya gonna do 'cause i have to take this chance goodbye to friends and true romance and to all of you and to all of you Solo Chorus... And the weather's lookin fine and i think the sun willshine again and i feel i've cleared my mind all the past is left behind again Chorus... Writen -Ozzy Osbourne -Randy Rhoads -Bob Daisley Ozzy Osbourne - vocals Randy Rhoads - guitar Bob Daisley - bass Lee Kerslake - drums
Категория: Music
Время: 00:04:08.250
Теги: Ozzy Osbourne Randy Rhoads Goodbye to Romance
 

"I was gay in a past life"- Thurs 8/19/2010 (Wholesome Lane)

The very first Joke of the Day! Fan us on Facebook: www.facebook.com www.wholesomelane.com Wholesome Lane is a sketch comedy channel. Our shows include "Happy Sad Song" - covers of the saddest songs, "Write Three Words" - you give us three words and we make a comedic sketch out of it, and other fun and interactive games and videos. TAGS: "Wholesome Lane" "Joke Of The Day" Funny Joke Jokes Gay Ghost Fail Ridiculous Tomato Awesome Fruit Fruity "Fruity Joke" "Gay Joke" Cute Guy "Gay Guy" Hilarious Playful Sexy Sexist "Trying Too Hard" Hard "Bad Joke" Joker Jester "Throwing Fruit" Crazy Wacky Daily "Every Day" "Day After Day" Tiring
Категория: Shows
Время: 00:00:24.750
Теги: Wholesome Lane Joke Of The Day Funny Joke Jokes Gay Ghost Fail Ridiculous Tomato Awesome Fruit Fruity Fruity Joke Gay Joke Cute Guy Gay Guy Hilarious Playful Sexy Sexist Trying Too Hard Hard Bad Joke Joker Jester Throwing Fruit Crazy Wacky Daily Every Day Day After Day Tiring
 

Great Big Sea Company Of Fools

This is the Great Big Sea song Company Of Fools. Off their Album Fortune's Favour. I wanted to make this video for i could not find it anywhere on youtube, well that was not live, or put into a anime. I worked on putting the lyrics togeather and it took me a few hours and here it is. Hope you like and can read It. Also i made a slight Error. After listing to the video over again, where i put jokers and the fools it should be buffoons. All rights belong to their rightful owners. The music Belongs to Great Big Sea. Full Lyrics: Bring on the Clowns The Jokers and Buffoons I've had the Time of my Life And the Life of my Times In the Company of Fools Many a truest word has been spoken by the Jester Standing against the tide Is the noblest of gestures It's the little pearls of wisdom That tumble from the light That makes us laugh until we cry Because we know that they are right Within the strangest people Truth can find the strangest home So meet me in the village Where all we idiots go (Go!) Bring on the Clowns The Jokers and Buffoons I've had the Time of my Life And the Life of my Times In the Company of Fools Na na natineutinee, na na natineutinee Na na natineutinee, natineutnee na (ho!) I'm wading through the quicksand In the gardens of the gentry Blooming vacuity Leaves mind and pockets empty Now in the Social Order I accept the bottom rung Until the wine is pouring And the Lord commands a song So Meet me at the staff door When the posers all go home We'll gather with the ...
Категория: Music
Время: 00:03:09.750
Теги: greatbigsea companyoffools
 

Skyrim Mods: Week #26: GTX 670 Superb ENB, Jasmin ENB, Sharpshooters Extreme Graphics ENB on Ultra

Like and favorite! Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: www.twitter.com Skyrim on Ultra w/ GTX 670 and i5 Ivy Bridge 3570k. Sharpshooters Extreme Graphics Vision ENB skyrim.nexusmods.com Jasmin Real Graphic ENB skyrim.nexusmods.com Superb ENB-RL skyrim.nexusmods.com Jester Outfit ReTexture skyrim.nexusmods.com Plush Backpack skyrim.nexusmods.com Animated Shout Farting skyrim.nexusmods.com Wearable Lanterns skyrim.nexusmods.com Behemoth The Feathered Dragon skyrim.nexusmods.com Pets of Skyrim skyrim.nexusmods.com scytheV1_2 skyrim.nexusmods.com ScenicCarriages skyrim.nexusmods.com steamcommunity.com Power Of The Gods skyrim.nexusmods.com Intro Music by bestrader: Dragonborn 'Epic Metal' Remix: www.youtube.com
Категория: Shows
Время: 00:07:15
Теги: skyrim mods mod modded mod spotlight the elder scrolls skyrim tes v: skyrim skyrim mods gameplay review mod review The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Mod (video Gaming) Top 5 Skyrim Mods of the Week
 

Jane and the Dragon - Mismatched

Thanks to everyone for your comments. :D Quoted from Wikipedia: "[Jane and the Dragon] follows the comedic exploits of Jane, an adolescent girl training to be a knight, and her friend, Dragon, a talking, flying, 300-year-old, fire-breathing dragon." In this episode: "When Jane and Gunther get out of hand, Sir Theodore decides to settle their differences in the sparring arena. But when Pepper mistakes the two competitor's tussling for hugging, she inadvertently starts a rumour that Jane and Gunther are sweethearts." I do not own Jane and the Dragon, nor do I pretend to. The idea is owned by Martin Baynton, and the show by Weta Workshop in New Zealand and Nelvana Limited in Canada.
Категория: Film & Animation
Время: 00:17:27.750
Теги: jane dragon mismatched
 

Devil May Cry: The Stupid Files

OMG! My first DMC parody and it's very random and it really makes me laugh.XXDDDD Just like Nossida89, I recycled the audio from my KH Retards but I also used new ones. Anyway, I present to you "Devil May Cry: The Stupid Files." Please enjoy it and leave a comment because this one really funny in an odd way.XDDD Special guest: Pete & The Heartless Army. THIS VIDEO IS PURELY FAN-MADE AND IS IN NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THE MUSICAL ARTISTS OR ANIME COMPANY IN ANY WAY.
Категория: Entertainment
Время: 00:06:05.250
Теги: Devil May Cry The Stupid Files funny parody spoof gag Dante Vergil Arkham Jester Lady
 

Ben Rector - When a Heart Breaks

One of the best songs I have heard in a long time. Just wanted Ben to get some exposure for it. I was disappointed there was one version of the song live and no video so I put on this one. All rights are of the artist. If he wants it taken down, just message and it will be done.
Категория: Music
Время: 00:03:11.250
Теги: Ben Rector When a heart breaks Into The Morning
 

Devil May Cry: The Stupid Files 5

Yup, the 5th file of my Devil May Cry spoof. Please enjoy. :3 And, sorry for the low quality. Note: Vergil has tourette's syndrome. Special Guest: Santa Claus and Leonidas THIS VIDEO IS PURELY FAN-MADE AND IS IN NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THE MUSICAL ARTISTS OR ANIME COMPANY IN ANY WAY
Категория: Comedy
Время: 00:06:45.750
Теги: Devil May Cry The Stupid Files funny parody spoof gag Dante Vergil Jester Nero Agnus Lady Arhkam
 
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