| Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz (x3) He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! You know how people have these little habits That gets you down. Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day And I am really irritated, and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy and there's Bernie lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing. No, not chewing, POPPING. So, I said to him, I said, "You pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... Into his head. He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have heard it I betcha you would Have done the same! I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then I found out: "Single" he told me. Single, my ass. Not only was he married... Oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink, as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic. He had it coming He had it coming ... |
