Bert Kreischer is the Machine

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well you obviously ...

well you obviously havent been to russia.

The Boss

The Boss

Awesome animation ...

Awesome animation hahaha

lmao at Redban

lmao at Redban

is it?

is it?

I like the German ...

I like the German song in the Russian story.

go gators 

go gators 

I also don't ...

I also don't believe that 3 out of the 4 dudes he meets in russia are named igor and he got drunk with the conductor of a moving train. hahaha

I don'y understand ...

I don'y understand why he would do everything he could to NOT learn russian while in russia.

1:54 far left, is ...

1:54 far left, is that college randy???

Awesome, love it!

Awesome, love it!

This was the best ...

This was the best under ten minute video of last year!

why does brian have ...

why does brian have a cat?

SHTOH.

SHTOH.

"And he just looks ...

"And he just looks at me in Russian--"

Holy shit, I wish I ...

Holy shit, I wish I had a story to tell half as cool as this

This is the best ...

This is the best story in the history of everything. Full stop.

Soviet Union ...

Soviet Union collapsed in 1989.

Making an amazing ...

Making an amazing story even better!

He really is the ...

He really is the machine. From his wiki page: In 1997, he was featured in Rolling Stone as the "top partier" at Florida State University, the "top party school in the US", while he was in his sixth year of college.[1] The Rolling Stone article was the inspiration for the 2002 movie Van Wilder.

Cry huh? well your ...

Cry huh? well your an ass. I'm just pointing out that they put a German song in a Russian story. I'm going to make a guess and say you are under the age of 15.

the best thing ...

the best thing i've ever seen.

fucking awesomeeee

fucking awesomeeee

It could be. I ...

It could be. I live next to Russia. Have heard load of stories that sounds like this.