Everythings Amazing & Nobodys Happy

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"Stephens! ..... ...

"Stephens! .....that left hook you snuck in,....I felt it. Damn near saw stars."

this is amazing

this is amazing

Traveling across ...

Traveling across country used to take like 30 years, now you watch a movie, take a dump and your home.

I admit, i'd ...

I admit, i'd probably be one of the guys going "it's bullcrap" on that plane.

i think that's the ...

i think that's the joke hahahah

I think that's the ...

I think that's the point, friend.

Did you even watch ...

Did you even watch the clip? He does mention complaining about stupid s%$@ once or twice I think.

You're the type of ...

You're the type of person they are dissing in the video.

what model of ...

what model of potato was used to film this?

What you did, it's ...

What you did, it's there, and I see it. Well played...

Every generation ...

Every generation has the same things happen with what is happening in that era. I'm sure they felt the same when the rotary phone came out as we did when wifi or iPhone came out.... Still funny though

just for ...

just for perspective for everyone: in new zealand, when the first parliament was set up, it was in auckland city. This was in the top half of the country. There was one MoP who lived right at the bottom of the country. There was no planes, no cars, just horse and carriage and boats. Guess how long it took him to get to parliament from his home? THREE MONTHS. for a MoP in a very small country. These days the average person can get halfway around the world in a few hours. Think about it.

Just because ...

Just because something is true doesn't make it unfunny. This was absolutely hilarious.

240p? what is this ...

240p? what is this, africa?

or sit on a cock.

or sit on a cock.

anyone who dislikes ...

anyone who dislikes this video can just go suck a bag of dicks

This 240p is ...

This 240p is bullcrap, man. 

He has a point but ...

He has a point but fails to mention that the telephone he was complaining about was once a cutting edge piece of technology, to be able to talk to someone on the other side of the earth at the tuns of a dial? and he is complaining about having to turn them he is doing the exact same thing as the person on the plane. 

Thats because he ...

Thats because he is.

yeah agreed, like ...

yeah agreed, like actually word for word. no knock on him, i think he's just gotten too popular to keep up with himself haha. it's impossible to have enough material for the amount of gigs he gets. all of it is gold though.

Hmm. I'm not trying ...

Hmm. I'm not trying to talk you down on this, but I thought this was more serious than funny. Seriously, people are really like this..

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Louis CK is awesome ...

Louis CK is awesome! Thank you for making me laugh so hard this morning.

Criticising the ...

Criticising the little things is good, it means the big things haven't happened yet.

And back in the ...

And back in the day your house phone sat on its own table in the hallway