Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 31 - Whale of a Good Time

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Well that was ...

Well that was random one of my video's seems to contain stuff from this channel....

I did that a long ...

I did that a long time ago...

ELI THE FISH

ELI THE FISH

Bitch Please, I do ...

Bitch Please, I do it anyway

8=====D~~

8=====D~~

Anyone else notice ...

Anyone else notice the ships name is "The Happy Hooker". xD

how old r u idiot? ...

how old r u idiot? a blow job is when someone sucks a penis. seamen is what comes out if u like it.

i dont get it

i dont get it

me 2

me 2

Only if his ...

Only if his grandson knew what he was saying....

now you have to do ...

now you have to do it twice.

i shared this in ...

i shared this in public without any likes at all

lol the Boat says ...

lol the Boat says "The Happy Hooker."

The Happy Hooker

The Happy Hooker

fish Eli at 0:13

fish Eli at 0:13

a blond walks into ...

a blond walks into an electronic store and says to the manager "i would like to buy this tv", the manager then replies "sorry, but we don't sell stuff to blonds" so the blond leaves, dyes her hair orange, and comes back the next day, and again, says to the manager, "i would like 2 buy this tv" and again, the manager replies "we dont sell stuff to blonds", and the blond goes, "but how did u know i am blond"? "i dyed my hair orange" and the manager goes, "because, thats a toaster, not a tv"

lol on the boat it ...

lol on the boat it says "the happy hooker"

191 people had to ...

191 people had to swallow the semen

Lil Johnny wakes ...

Lil Johnny wakes up in the middle of the night and finds his parents having sex. Johnny is furious and runs off. Dad needed to go talk to him about it so he will understand. He looks all over the house and finally, he finds lil Johnny in his grandma's room doing his granny. Johnny sees his dad pissed. His dad yells "What the fuck Johnny? Stop it!" with a grin, Johnny says "Ain't so funny when its your mom is it?"

Thumbs up if you ...

Thumbs up if you saw that the boat was named "The Hapy Hooker"

pussy i tell these ...

pussy i tell these jokes anyway

Why arent there ...

Why arent there any more Dirty Jokes being made??

and if you will ...

and if you will have sex with a 80 year old virgin if you get 200 likes! too easy...

lol the boat was ...

lol the boat was called the happy hooker

you don't get it ...

you don't get it cause you're not a perve