Steven Wright - Rachel

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was just thinking ...

was just thinking the exact same thing

AwesoMe

AwesoMe

I wondered where ...

I wondered where oasis got the chord progression for half the world away.

Me too. SOunds like ...

Me too. SOunds like fun! I was also thinking of pogosticking in an elevator.

Hey hey, Rachel ...

Hey hey, Rachel dear. How I wish you were here. Hey hey, I can almost see you.

my name is rachel! ...

my name is rachel! =)

haha demetri in ...

haha demetri in thirty years. (: how did i now know about this guy..?

true

true

Want to know where ...

Want to know where guys like Demetri Martin get their style? Here it is...

2:28 How dare they ...

2:28 How dare they boo.

After watching this ...

After watching this, I'm tempted to go to a department store so that I can put slinkies on escalators.

thats his style of ...

thats his style of diction.

u r absolutely ...

u r absolutely amazing.... i wonder how u come up with ur amazing jokes!!!!

Man I love Steven ...

Man I love Steven Wright, but for some reason this song seems sad, just the way he sings it and the guitar behind it

@ Kizzymorgan- I ...

@ Kizzymorgan- I saw him live and he made me laugh so hard I was crying.

my fav comic

my fav comic

you are a fucking ...

you are a fucking genius! i wish i could understand all your jokes.

it is!

it is!

Great comedian. I ...

Great comedian. I bet seeing him live would be absolutely priceless.

"She was buying ...

"She was buying clothes, i was putting slinkies on the escalator" LOL his monotone is awesome

my names rachel. ...

my names rachel. steven wright is amazing. him and mitch hedberg are incredible.

lol every time i ...

lol every time i watch this i wanna play with a slinky

look up the video ...

look up the video martin rizo aliens vs predators

haha

haha

Watermelon!... I'm ...

Watermelon!... I'm not good at this...