The Great Contemporary Art Bubble

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Sooooo, you can't ...

Sooooo, you can't draw for toffee then?

"skill" and "taste" ...

"skill" and "taste" died in the 1980s when every rich art collector became bob scull

It better be; I ...

It better be; I just signed with a New York gallery and I intend to rake it in.

The true shock of ...

The true shock of contemporary art is not the quality of the art - its how working class people have no perception of just how rich the rich really are.

contemporary art ...

contemporary art isnt a bubble - Sotherbys and Christies have both made statements declaring that they have suffered only minor lows in their sales. Contemporary art is big and staying big.

Trolling is a art

Trolling is a art

copy-pasting your ...

copy-pasting your worthless insults>>"Seriously, you condescending assholes wreck my head. Elitist, pseudo-intellectualism bullshit is the cancer of creativity and you are riddled with it" , "and insulting someone is an obvious sign that you're losing an argument.", said you.So based on your bullshit assumption your insults are the "obvious sign that you [have lost the] argument." now mop the floor at work, then take a picture of it and call it "art work"

I really hope ...

I really hope you're trolling because if not, you've got some growing up to do. You also need to look up the definition of art... and insulting someone is an obvious sign that you're losing an argument.

"I just took a ...

"I just took a photo with my camera. That photo is a piece of art. I created art therefore I am an artist." hahaha... no that's just a piece of shit, and you are a sack of shit, because you're born to be a sack of shit. you must never utter the word "art" in your worthless life. brainless baboons like you who dare to talk about art are what is wrong with today's art.

I'm sorry but that ...

I'm sorry but that comment made me physically ill. what the hell are you on about? 'an artist is born an artist?' I just took a photo with my camera. That photo is a piece of art. I created art therefore I am an artist. I was not born an artist and I never did art in college. Seriously, you condescending assholes wreck my head. You are what's wrong with art today. Elitist, pseudo-intellectualism bullshit is the cancer of creativity and you are riddled with it.

and 'apeal' isnt an ...

and 'apeal' isnt an actual word either. Fuck Im glad I have an art degree and know how to spell and type at the same time. P.S you are still a complete fuckwit

"slef- ...

"slef-aggrandizement" is not basic english, I guess I really am the smart one you troll :P heh....

oh what a nice ...

oh what a nice little fantasy world u live in, and in your fantasy world only your words make sense, and everybody else's words make absolutely "no sense", because only you're the 'smart' one. aaahhh.. what a pathetic slef-aggrandizement. well i guess you have to be this way, because once your reality sucks you would have to apeal to fantasies in order to balance things up. wake up and smell the asphalt!

uh u dont know me ...

uh u dont know me so you cant comment on my talents or lack thereof. After I did my BFA I spent two years doing glassblowing, then I spent another year doing traditional blacksmithing, just so you know. I CAN make money from art, but its NOT the reason I do it. Clearly you have a major beef with modern art (and thats fine, I welcome any structured argurement) (I also did a philosophy degree before my BFA just for kicks) but get back to me when you are making sense

you just don't get ...

you just don't get it, because you are NOT a person who is born with any artistic talents and understanding. you went to art college because you thought "art is easy" and because u'r dumb and couldn't learn science. u thought u can make shitty things and call them 'modern art' and sell those shits to the stupid high class society for millions of dollars. you couldn't achieve that, so that is why you're so angry because u r a nobody but a shithead loser! "artist", my ass!

ok Im not going to ...

ok Im not going to criticize yr bad english, and Im not going to say your opinion is unrealistic. having said that, qualifications are a fairly important basis I wouldnt (as you use in your example) see a doctor who hadnt been through med school if I was sick, just as I wouldnt let my car be treated by an unqualified mechanic. I did a BFA because I wanted to improve my skills as an artist, if I wanted to be a mechanic I would have done a relevant qualification.

and that is why ...

and that is why your little brain became smaller after u used drugs, because if u understood art even u could understand that an artist is born an artist, he does not "become" an artist, unlike a doctor or a mechanic. a born artist can decide to work on his inborn artistic abilities to improve, but it was't him who decided to be an artist in the first place. a mechanic cannot become an artist by getting a BFA. an artist does not need any conventional education to be an artist.

uh your quote ...

uh your quote doesnt make sense, I said 'people become artists', (that s is essiential if your copy/pasting) and yes people DO become artists. I was born, I went through school, I hated it, left and took a bunch of drugs and travelled, then did BFA with a sculpture major, so yeah, I "became" an artist. Everyone who is born "becomes" something. Even you, you have 'become' a dumb troll on u-tube

"people become ...

"people become artist"? you brain-less child of a junkie, how can anyone "become" an artist? do you even understand what art is?

yeah, thats why ...

yeah, thats why people become artists, just to make money, and anyone who doesnt is a "looser" jesus what a fuckwit you are....

contemporary art is ...

contemporary art is associated with HIGH CLASS SOCIETY or aristocracy therefore individuals who produce or buy the modern art are pretending to be a part of the high class society. and the best part of it is easy to produce millions of the modern art in a short time and sell them for millions of dollars, provided your name is known by the high class society, otherwise you'd one of the 99% losers who claimed to be "modern artists", but they just wanted to make easy money but couldn't succeed.

Contemporary art ...

Contemporary art sucks! art became commodity today. The modern world is the tomb of the art. The art died around the nineteenth century on the doors of the modernity. The true art is in the past with Rafael, El Greco, Bernini, Bosch, Dürer and others illustrious figures of the past.