31 Jokes for NERDS!

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This one time in ...

This one time in Physics class, not realising I was saying it out loud, and completely without context, I said, "If you don't allow Higgs Boson particles..." and my friend chimed in with "How do you have mass?!" Everyone thought we were weird.

lololol the higgs ...

lololol the higgs boson joke

I'm so sick of ...

I'm so sick of chemistry jokes. I'm gonna barium.

Look up ...

Look up Schrodinger's Cat. I'm too verbose to explain in under 500 characters :P

hmmm... Can anyone ...

hmmm... Can anyone explain the last one to me?

he has an inuyasha ...

he has an inuyasha poster <3

I lost it at ...

I lost it at number 4.

By that I meant, ...

By that I meant, that is all I had to say. I found all of the jokes at least very amusing, some were hilarious.

Let's take all the ...

Let's take all the bad chemistry jokes and barium..

Number 24 made me ...

Number 24 made me laugh the most haha

Are you sure NOBODY ...

Are you sure NOBODY has 3 legs? The joke still works but just saying.

31) sorry, bit of ...

31) sorry, bit of a physics nerd :P

There are only 10 ...

There are only 10 types of people in the world those who know binary and those who don't.

The only reason I ...

The only reason I got the last joke was because I read Will Grayson Will Grayson.

#2 all the way

#2 all the way

I love the third ...

I love the third one. That is all.

Yay. Loads of ...

Yay. Loads of funny nerd jokes. On the other hand rape jokes are ALWAYS *bad*.

Is it bad that I ...

Is it bad that I understand most of these?

Ohhh, thank you!! : ...

Ohhh, thank you!! :D

the 31st one

the 31st one

Rene descartes ...

Rene descartes came up with the saying "I think, therefore I am."

I didn't get 24, ...

I didn't get 24, sorry! Someone help?

Johnny was a ...

Johnny was a chemist, now Johnny is no more, for what he thought was h2o was h2so4

Duct tape: True ...

Duct tape: True story.

How many teenage ...

How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to screw it in, one to take a billion pictures and post them on facebook