Freeman's Mind: Episode 0 (Half-Life Machinima)

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1k means a ...

1k means a thousand.

when they say youre ...

when they say youre in stealth mode when you crouch, does it mean you are invisible when you crouch?

Half Life Rocks. ...

Half Life Rocks. Ross Scott Rocks. A penguin in a tuxedo playing a piano rocks.

I made a playlist ...

I made a playlist of this YouTube series with every episode on it. Check out that playlist if you want an easy way to watch this without moving your mouse!

*Fills balls with ...

*Fills balls with buckshot and pisses on wound*

Well i'm g-man so ...

Well i'm g-man so i'm from 1239204824! HELLZ YEAH

It's okay, ...

It's okay, imortality will soon be invented for you, and the second Federation of Planets will be forming soon. How do I know this. I'm from the year 4035. Good year. I watched this on my virtual reality hat.

thanks to me its ...

thanks to me its now 1k meaning 100

...What is WRONG ...

...What is WRONG with us?

Now I GOT IT! It's ...

Now I GOT IT! It's HOMER!! :D

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Thumbs up if you ...

Thumbs up if you don't thumb this up

Thumbs up if you're ...

Thumbs up if you're not reading this

Thumbs up if ...

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 314813571385315831075318

To wipe your ass, ...

To wipe your ass, first orient your hand behind yourself, and move it forward, or backward. LMAO

I raped my Sister ...

I raped my Sister out of existence. Your point?

yes

yes

I jerked my weiner ...

I jerked my weiner and now I'm watching my sister dance naked.

anyone else ...

anyone else freemans mind marathon tonight?

Orient your hand ...

Orient your hand behind your ass and move your hand forward... or bakcwards! xD

Nope. I'm actually ...

Nope. I'm actually watching this in 1923.

I guess you're not ...

I guess you're not going to vote when you're 18 because you're not a slave...*

I guess your not ...

I guess your not gonna vote when your 18 cause your not a slave...

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Yes

Yes