Worlds Biggest Alarm Clock

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I was hoping it ...

I was hoping it would throw him out of bed.

It does look like ...

It does look like a fuck support, doesn't it? :D

haha. :)

haha. :)

idiot??? he was ...

idiot??? he was joking... idiot...

idiot??? he was ...

idiot??? he was joking... idiot...

That's so cool I ...

That's so cool I would love that!

Mom :Lest go get ...

Mom :Lest go get you a new alarm clock to wake you up for school Son: I have a better idea.......

get em on both ends ...

get em on both ends of the bed and it will be complete hehe

that might be ...

that might be useful for me actually

you are using it ...

you are using it for 4 years and still you have headache when you wake up idiot

Wow awesome it's ...

Wow awesome it's like a kangaroo on cocaine

WTF how'd I go ...

WTF how'd I go from wAtching the dictator to this

you must live in ...

you must live in SMARTVILLE where EVERYTHING is SMART

Get a girl on there ...

Get a girl on there and get to it yeeee haw

Like a baws

Like a baws

How delightful.

How delightful.

lol, fk i need a ...

lol, fk i need a chick before i start making weird shit like this. o.0

clock: You had a ...

clock: You had a realy good time sleeping? Allow me to play you the song of my people

His bed is ass ...

His bed is ass rapeing him

This must be the ...

This must be the dumbest thing i've seen for a long time.

Look mom! no girls ...

Look mom! no girls girls!!! I´, gonna be a virgin for ever!

If u. And a girl ...

If u. And a girl lay together. Ul. Have a baby

I guess his ...

I guess his neighbours are thinking that he is having sex every morning :D

I admit, I don't ...

I admit, I don't have the guts to even get on that thing.

still wouldn't get ...

still wouldn't get me up