SELF DEFENSE SECRET TECHNIQUES

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Sorry but you are ...

Sorry but you are wrong I have taken both Taekwondo and Wing Chun and from what he did I could easily counter and take him out quickly and effectively.

Lmfao

Lmfao

SPIT IN HIS FACE! ...

SPIT IN HIS FACE! KICK HIM IN THE NUTS! THAT'S MY PURSE!

WOW! How you do ...

WOW! How you do dat?

LMAO~ I love this! ...

LMAO~ I love this! 2:28

Yes i do 

Yes i do 

It really is, ...

It really is, especially the finger in the throat. Karate and taekwondo are flashy but ineffective (remember how the karate blackbelt was dominated in UFC 1?)

To be honest this ...

To be honest this is way more effective than karate or taekwondo -.-

The finger into the ...

The finger into the throat works. I've used it before, then I had to follow up with a kick to the testicles.

I hate to ...

I hate to grandstand, but I would destroy that guy.

That dude had a ...

That dude had a killer mustache.

did you guys think ...

did you guys think of these moves before or after oily gay sex?

howdedidodat?

howdedidodat?

goddamn this is ...

goddamn this is too fucking funny!

Someone please, ...

Someone please, please tell me where I can find this instructional.

I enjoyed this

I enjoyed this

and then he pulls ...

and then he pulls out a gun

HE BRO

HE BRO

howdy do dat?

howdy do dat?

Extremely ...

Extremely entertaining.... but these guys can't be serious, hahaha

Deputy Segal will ...

Deputy Segal will harness some of these techniques into vicious deadly versions and we'll see them soon in the UFC!

those ball flurries ...

those ball flurries and shin kicks look devastating! dana fucking white sign these cats up for the ultimate fighter their ready.

I've used the ...

I've used the finger technique to the throat countless times, buy I use the thumb, my friends have nicknamed it the flying thumb of death.