Alligator Snapping Turtle Dirty Jobs

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that is one wise ...

that is one wise turtle

that is old

that is old

turtle u are one ...

turtle u are one ugly motherfucker

yea but he wont ...

yea but he wont die anytime soon, you will before him

that thing will ...

that thing will devour your soul

Tokka! Where is ...

Tokka! Where is your mama? (Shredder)

Ah, okay well ...

Ah, okay well thanks for letting me know, I'll have to read into it more and figure out if I can get one where I am, I've always wanted one since I was little

that little turtle ...

that little turtle is like"haters gonna hate"

Depends on the ...

Depends on the laws in that state/country in which you live.

The Alligator has ...

The Alligator has twice the jaw strength, It could crush right through the turtles shell.

The snapping ...

The snapping turtles killed Lincoln.

Guys, don't troll ...

Guys, don't troll on me cause I'm an idiot but is it possible for anyone to own an Alligator Snapping Turtle as a pet?

which one would win ...

which one would win ? alligator or the turtle ?

small turtle is ...

small turtle is confused....awwww

I wish I could find ...

I wish I could find one that big down here, I only find ones about 15-30lbs

these guys got big ...

these guys got big balls to be in there

@Mickey0mouse1 he ...

@Mickey0mouse1 he knows it's a turtle obviously. I think he was asking what kind of turtle it was.

Blastoise looks so ...

Blastoise looks so old :(

hahha that skinny ...

hahha that skinny guy carrying 150 pounds

wow, since civil ...

wow, since civil war? crazy

That Turtle does ...

That Turtle does not weigh 150 pounds.

it seems anyone ...

it seems anyone can make a viral video now with AUTHENTICVIEWS . COM its soo cheap and easy to buy views thats all this video did... you can get crazy amount of views with them...cool vid

These turtles are ...

These turtles are amazing!!! So close to a dinorsaur, bad ass!!! Caught many as a kid because I was so fasinated with them!!!