Michael Owen Flies a Helicopter over Dubai

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To be honest it ...

To be honest it does actually seem like he's pissing himself as much as everyone commenting on this is. What a guy!

"By the way, you ...

"By the way, you may think Dubai's wealth has come from oil, but you'd be wrong." Oh thanks, Michael.

LOL CAMEL LOOKS AT ...

LOL CAMEL LOOKS AT HELICOPTER AT 9:34 SAYS " WISH I COULD RIDE THAT "!!!!

yawn

yawn

Game, set and ...

Game, set and match, OWEN

He's so so deadpan ...

He's so so deadpan. This is hilarity.

I don't understand?

I don't understand?

Two words: Lens ...

Two words: Lens Flare :|

I feel about 30 ...

I feel about 30 years older having watched this. Wow.

I love how you can ...

I love how you can see his eyes wandering to the script board throughout, perhaps he found memorising his lines too tough. The whole feel of the ad is of some cheap infomercial from the early 90's! I'm Michael Owen...and....today...I...will...be...your...pilot. Calm Down!

Clearly not even ...

Clearly not even in a helicopter. Obvious greenscreen.

Dear knows how ...

Dear knows how much he got paid for doing this.

want some wine with ...

want some wine with that cheese?

I love his eye ...

I love his eye movements to the right clearly reading the cue cards.

this is quite ...

this is quite hilarious. i love the part towards 8 minutes where he turns around. wtf. hes so monotone

did anyone watch ...

did anyone watch the whole thing? it was pretty cool

cringe cringe ...

cringe cringe cringe...

Dan3b, no idea ...

Dan3b, no idea really. He is not even cool. It feels he is reading his text for the 1st time.

LOL Is the U2 ...

LOL Is the U2 playing in the background to make this even more horrendous!!

Obviously for his ...

Obviously for his charisma...

I think it's quite ...

I think it's quite hilarious that this exists.

Why the hell did ...

Why the hell did they pick micky Owen?

I has seed the ...

I has seed the Futer AND I LIKE IT!!

interesting..he ...

interesting..he sounds like a robot. fits well for the city of the future.

this is just a bit ...

this is just a bit weird. sounds like he's at gun point