Monty Python Communist Quiz sketch

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trebao je Marxa ...

trebao je Marxa pitati:kako se zovu navijači Bilogorca iz Velikog Trojstva?

Its funny that ...

Its funny that every american can take a joke aboute Communism but when it come to its own shitty country haters just gonna hate.

Haha, indeed.

Haha, indeed.

@BelfastAtheist You ...

@BelfastAtheist You are ignoring the quotes you dont want to read then. Why else would he talk about african features and compare them to animals? Racism was very popular in Marx's day. stop making excuses.

you are an idiot.

you are an idiot.

is this funny? I ...

is this funny? I don't think so. This is disgrace, contemptible

The niggers will ...

The niggers will probably turn into small squatters as in Jamaica. Thus ultimately the oligarchy will go to pot after all, but the process could be accomplished immediately at one fell swoop, whereas it is now being drawn out. '' I've read all the Marx quotes where uses the term. This alone however makes it very unlikely that he was a racial supremacist.. which is what you're implying. I'm no Marxist, but it's a cheap shot to 'argue' in the dirty way you're doing..

Nevertheless,one ...

Nevertheless,one must still reckon on things turning out differently from what these barons imagined. After all, the majority of them have been completely ruined and will be glad to sell land to immigrants and speculators from the North. The latter will arrive soon enough and make a good number of changes. I think the mean whites will gradually die out. Nothing more will become of this race; those who are left after 2 generations will merge with the immigrants to make a completely different race

Marx also wrote.. ...

Marx also wrote.. ''Mr Johnson's policy is less and less to my liking, too. Nigger-hatred is coming out more and more violently, and he is relinquishing all his power vis-à-vis the old lords in the South. If this should continue, all the old secessionist scoundrels will be in Congress in Washington in 6 months time. Without coloured suffrage nothing can be done, and Johnson is leaving it up to the defeated, the ex-slaveowners, to decide on that. It is absurd.

That particular ...

That particular quote was more about Marx's vicious rivalry with Lasalle than anything else.. I've read all the quotes where Marx uses the term and it's impossible to gather that he was a racial supremacist in any sense of the word. He shouldn't have been using it, granted - but it's only fair to contextualize it - it wasn't uncommon for writers to use it at the time, as in the private correspondonce you're quoting.

oh really? What ...

oh really? What coyntry was that then? And how do your people react to the communist past nowadays? 'Cos all the surveys show a massive nostalgia..

left to right it ...

left to right it goes from most to least evil communist figureheads.

I have an ideea to ...

I have an ideea to end all argues on totalitarian topics: good people, if you think totalitarian regims (like communism) are good, why don't you just ask people who have had a taste of them (like myself) ?? And while at it, visit the countries whos "spirit" and economy, the communist regim, has oblitterated and also visit the many mass graves, dugg by totalitarian "architects", for millions of innocent victims, over time... How's that ?

Wow, what "wise" ...

Wow, what "wise" person u must be for saying such thing... I pitty you.

The most INFAMOUS ...

The most INFAMOUS men in history, I'd rather say.

Its funny that ...

Its funny that every american can take a joke aboute Communism but when it come to its own shitty country haters just gonna hate.

infamous

infamous

It's also that they ...

It's also that they know little about the concerns of the common men that they claim to represent.

"It is now quite ...

"It is now quite plain to me — as the shape of his head and the way his hair grows also testify — that he is descended from the negroes who accompanied Moses' flight from Egypt (unless his mother or paternal grandmother interbred with a nigger). Now, this blend of Jewishness and Germanness, on the one hand, and basic negroid stock, on the other, must inevitably give rise to a peculiar product. The fellow's importunity is also nigger-like." - Marx to Engels, London, 30 July 1862

"As to America, ...

"As to America, it's of no interest whatever, he says. The Yankees have no 'ideas'. 'The freedom of the individual' is merely a 'negative idea', etc., and other antiquated, mouldering, speculative rubbish of the same ilk." - London, 30 July 1862

terry jones looks ...

terry jones looks like karl marx

"If possible, write ...

"If possible, write something for Tuesday (it doesn't have to be long) on the military importance of Savoy (and Nice) to France. Cf. Times of today, Normanby in the House of Lords." - Marx to Engels. - London, 28 January,1860

John Cleese ...

John Cleese actually looks like Lenin in my opinion :P

That's not an ...

That's not an accurate interpretation. Marx analysed capitalism and considered it contained the seeds of its own destruction. He did not advocate violence. He thought it was inevitable i.e it would happen as a result of the strains that capitalism produces. He was perhaps overoptimistic in thinking that it would inevitably be replaced by something better.

It gets worse. He's ...

It gets worse. He's Argentine Irish.